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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Gusset Gripper is standing for election!

54 replies

AinmÁlainn · 26/01/2023 23:28

Love this woman, I nearly wish I lived in Scotland so I could vote for her

Gusset Gripper is standing for election!
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quantumbutterfly · 26/01/2023 23:43

Yay. Go gussie.

IcakethereforeIam · 26/01/2023 23:52

All the best, I'd vote for you (it'd be nice to have someone I could vote for) but I'm hundreds of miles away.

CompleteGinasaur · 27/01/2023 00:05

I would trade Gussie for my local MP in a New York second.

(Admittedly I'm stuck with Nadia Whittome, who makes Sturgeon look like a feminist to her fingertips, but it's the thought that counts..)

crunchermuncher · 27/01/2023 00:07

CompleteGinasaur · 27/01/2023 00:05

I would trade Gussie for my local MP in a New York second.

(Admittedly I'm stuck with Nadia Whittome, who makes Sturgeon look like a feminist to her fingertips, but it's the thought that counts..)

Same!

KohlaParasaurus · 27/01/2023 00:08

All power to her 💪

FOJN · 27/01/2023 00:11

You are bloody marvellous Elaine, I saw some of your Edinburgh Fringe stuff and was blown away by your commitment to women's sexual and reproductive health.

Good luck.

CompleteGinasaur · 27/01/2023 00:12

On the (very dubious) plus side, Whittome did make it a bit easier for me to leave the Labour Party. So there's that...?

Boiledbeetle · 27/01/2023 00:32

The only thing that would cause me to hesitate to vote for her is if her merkin was running against her. Then I'd have to choose. Elaine? Or the merkin?

VOTE FOR THE MERKIN I MEAN ELAINE NO THE MERKIN ELAINE MERKIN ELAINE

BellaAmorosa · 27/01/2023 00:38

Good for her!

CompleteGinasaur · 27/01/2023 01:07

Boiledbeetle · 27/01/2023 00:32

The only thing that would cause me to hesitate to vote for her is if her merkin was running against her. Then I'd have to choose. Elaine? Or the merkin?

VOTE FOR THE MERKIN I MEAN ELAINE NO THE MERKIN ELAINE MERKIN ELAINE

Perhaps the merkin and Michael Fabricant's wig could cross the floor together? (And then mop it...)

Boiledbeetle · 27/01/2023 01:17

CompleteGinasaur · 27/01/2023 01:07

Perhaps the merkin and Michael Fabricant's wig could cross the floor together? (And then mop it...)

That's some weird fantasizing going on in your head. Have you been at the gin?😀

CompleteGinasaur · 27/01/2023 01:22

Unfortunately not, Beetle, I merely noticed something of a resemblance? (Apologies to Gussie's merkin, obvs). I'll get my coat..

Boiledbeetle · 27/01/2023 01:27

Yeah...backs away slowly...here's your coat...bye now

Boiledbeetle · 27/01/2023 01:28

Of course now i have to go and Google don't i to see the resemblance

RhannionKPSS · 27/01/2023 01:28

It’s fantastic news, and she has an army of women & men behind her to help. 💪💚🤍💜💪

Boiledbeetle · 27/01/2023 01:33

Elaines merkin wasnt available fur the press shoot so sent along her PA

The hair piece was available.

Gusset Gripper is standing for election!
Gusset Gripper is standing for election!
EfingNora · 27/01/2023 07:07

Boiledbeetle · 27/01/2023 00:32

The only thing that would cause me to hesitate to vote for her is if her merkin was running against her. Then I'd have to choose. Elaine? Or the merkin?

VOTE FOR THE MERKIN I MEAN ELAINE NO THE MERKIN ELAINE MERKIN ELAINE

It's OK! I heard that if she's elected her merkin will be her deputy, running the office and standing in for Elaine when she's too busy terfing to do politics.

RocketPanda · 27/01/2023 08:18

Amazing Elaine, well done. You are an inspiration for your funny and direct response to the trampling of women's rights .

MichelleScarn · 27/01/2023 08:19

Brilliant!! Go Gussie!!

RufustheFloralmissingreindeer · 27/01/2023 08:26

Fantastic news, very well done

nilsmousehammer · 27/01/2023 08:31

Bravo Elaine!

Oh for a network of independent women standing across the UK. Someone to vote for that I actually WANTED in power, as opposed to the least awful.

stealtheatingtunnocks · 27/01/2023 09:13

I’ll help her leaflet. That’s bold, good for her

BernardBlacksMolluscs · 27/01/2023 09:18

Really putting her money where her mouth is. What a fabulous woman

AnneKipankitoo · 27/01/2023 09:21

A woman warrior !

NotRightNowNo · 27/01/2023 09:30

Wow, wow, wow. This issue is bringing a lot of brilliant women to the fore. Go Elaine!! I think you're the right person at the right time.

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