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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Can I defrost prawns quickly by?

121 replies

Ikeasucks · 03/03/2020 18:42

Pouring hot water over them?

OP posts:
Catsfriend · 03/03/2020 21:49

What fresh shell is this?

FloralBunting · 03/03/2020 21:51

Well, women are often told not to be shellfish, so I think this very appropriate.

IAmFleshIAmBone · 03/03/2020 21:54

Funniest thread ever, thanks OP Grin

WrathofFaeKlopp · 03/03/2020 21:57

She sells sea shells on the seashore
The shells she sells are seashells I'm sure.

Not He, They, Him just SHE.
And we are all sure of that.

Barracker · 03/03/2020 22:05

That's unacceptably clamsphobic, WrathofFaeKlopp

Plain and shrimple.

Barracker · 03/03/2020 22:08

I think we've scared away the OP 😢 with these fishy puns.

I hope she finds her way back to the right board safely without getting lost again.

She did seem a little accident prawn.

JollyYellaHumberElla · 03/03/2020 22:08

Are they King Prawns OP?
If so, have you asked them whether they are perpetuating an oppressive patriarchal prawn system of rule?

Also don’t leave them under running water too long or they will lose their flavour.

WrathofFaeKlopp · 03/03/2020 22:16

OP has probably never heard of Lang.

Redshoeblueshoe · 03/03/2020 22:32

This must be a first - a thread on FWR - that needs to be in Classics Grin
You lot are shrimply hilarious

WrathofFaeKlopp · 03/03/2020 22:35

Yay OP knows all about us, she's posted here often.
Sorry op, I hope your prawns were pink, tasty and beautifully cooked. Blush

TheBewildernessisWeetabix · 03/03/2020 22:44

Gin Flowers

TinselAngel · 03/03/2020 22:51
  • I adore prawn cocktail in half an avocado with a generous squeeze of lemon.

It's my guilty secret*

Jeez Fanny, eating a whole tub of Haagen Dazs is a guilty secret.

Owning Ronan Keating's greatest hits is a guilty secret.

A middle aged cannabis habit, is a guilty secret!

Enjoy your prawn and avocado guilt free!

NoCureForLove · 03/03/2020 22:59

Watch and wait. If you're v lucky it might identify as a lobster!

BilboBercow · 03/03/2020 23:08

I love you all 😆

BlackeyedSusan · 04/03/2020 00:12

Op has clammed up and she'll not return to sea the rest of this thread

TheGuiltyPrawn · 04/03/2020 00:42

You didn't see me, right.

Gingerkittykat · 04/03/2020 01:09

Prawns in warmish water is fine.

Being a committed feminist I don't defrost prawns for any men but I do for my cat who won't eat them cold!

Datun · 04/03/2020 01:39

All this defrosting advice is most useful - very well thawed out.

lydiamajora · 04/03/2020 03:32

Thaw and make gumbo (the only acceptable use for prawns/crawdads :P).

Toadsrevisited · 04/03/2020 03:57

Nice to see FWR flex their collective linguistic mussels....

definitelygc · 04/03/2020 04:14

What is the Gillick competence of a prawn? Are you sure they can consent to defrosting?

Mockerswithnoknockers · 04/03/2020 07:45

It is at times like these we need to hear from LangustineCleg

Prawnofthepatriarchy · 04/03/2020 08:00

I've been keeping well away from this thread. However chilly I'm feeling the thought of sitting in a sieve under cold running water does not appeal.

onalongsabbatical · 04/03/2020 08:04

Prawnofthepatriarchy you can run, but you can't hide... the sieve is after you...

Prawnofthepatriarchy · 04/03/2020 08:10

It's soooo unfair! A whole thread about running me under cold water. Grin

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