Can I defrost prawns quickly by?

[Ikeasucks]

Pouring hot water over them?

White fish that identifies as lobster can get you into hot water!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51111790

Prawnhub. Disgusting.

Ah can we all go back to the 80's and serve prawn cocktail in half an avocado, the days when men could wear makeup and power suits for women were all the rage.

I adore prawn cocktail in half an avocado with a generous squeeze of lemon.

It's my guilty secret - supermarket prawn cocktail and avocado scoffed on my afternoon off, all evidence concealed before anyone gets home.

Oh and I adore all you witty wimmz.

“Prawns of the patriarchy” 🤣🤣🤣

I bet a random prawn thread would have gone worse on AIBU.

Prawns are a social construct.

I do hope OP's enjoying this, alongside her prawns!

Are they cooked or raw? You can cook raw from frozen.

Worst thing about prawn?

Scampi underwear that no self respecting feminist would be seen dead in.

Sucking them, one by one.

I think that video is on Prawnhub.

And then they get smothered in Thousand Island Dressing*

(*It's salad cream and ketchup, really.)

And that's how crabs are spread.

Aaahh - crab sandwich es by the sea.... Yum

So I am in feminist chat still. I thought I'd gone to normal chat.

Scrimshaw coffee spat all over my keyboard, thank you....

I need to add a crustacean pun... Give me five minutes

There is no normal chat about prawns here, not if you value your reputation.

Sorry. Fifth wave of feminism, innit.

Languistines are the crustacean of choice here.

I see what you did there WrathofFaeKlopp

We should ask @Prawnofthepatriarchy.

Wrath

Is the bat signal working?

She won't offer to help, R0wantrees, she's very opposed to prawnography.

You must never defrost a frosty Languistine with warm water.

Never I tell you.
NEVER
EVER