am I male or female?

[coldrain2018]

I'll answer any questions you have, except directly asking me, then say what you think.

I'll start by telling you I am wearing shorts and tee-shirt, sitting on the settee, stroking the cat, drinking tea, watching friends.

Any male/female points there?

Is your underwear digging in or uncomfortable in any way?

Don’t be daft. Gender stereotypes do not dictate sex.

Do you have regular smear tests?

Is your underwear digging in or uncomfortable in any way?

no

Do you have regular smear tests?

no

What are your hobbies?

Did you make your own tea

Is your hair long or short?

Are your nails painted?

I’ve heard these are sure fire indicators to determine sex.

Have you pushed a small human out of your fanjo or otherwise given birth?

Have you ever had periods?

What are your hobbies?

I'm marathon runner

This is so stupid. Like utterly, mind bogglingly stupid.

Did your DM ever tell you "you'll get raped if you go out like that"?

Did you make your own tea

no - my son made it for me

Is your hair long or short?

longer than my ears, shorter than my shoulders

Were you born with a vagina or penis?

Do you have:

A) ovaries
B) womb
C)vagina
D)vulva

?

Are your nails painted?

plain

a couple of years ago they were painted on 3 separate occasions. This is the only time.

Do your shorts have pockets large enough to fit your phone in?

How bigs your dick?

What point are you trying to prove?

how am I scoring so far?

Who’s your favourite friends character?

There are no pockets in my shorts

Who’s your favourite friends character?

Chandler