am I male or female?

[coldrain2018]

I'll answer any questions you have, except directly asking me, then say what you think.

I'll start by telling you I am wearing shorts and tee-shirt, sitting on the settee, stroking the cat, drinking tea, watching friends.

Any male/female points there?

You've answered about three questions so score 3 so far.

This is so stupid. Like utterly, mind bogglingly stupid.

Agreed.

Stereotypes do not a sex category make.

There are no pockets in my shorts

you are female

I claim my prize

You've answered about three questions so score 3 so far

is that female 3:male 0

or male 3: female 0

?

Why don't you answer the questions?

I don't care whether you are male or female. Unless you are male and intend to enter women's spaces or use women's services.

Hoi Bernard, all of my shorts have pockets, even my running ones, and I am 100% arse kickingly woman.

I don't understand why anyone would engage with this contemptible fool.

Don't know about feminen though. Couldn't give less of a shiny shit.

Good game!

Did you make the family breakfast this morning, make all the beds, do the housework, go shopping, make lunch, are you going to make dinner,wash up afterwards, hoover, put the washing on, do the ironing and then have rampant sex tonight.

Your answers don't indicate male or female. Why on earth would they?

They do indicate a level of self obsession, though.

Do you have:

A) ovaries no
B) womb no
C)vagina - no comment
D)vulva- no comment

You seem confused and uninteresting. But that doesn't help me figure out whether you are male or female.

There are no pockets in my shorts

you are female

yes, I knew this would be the answer that gave me away....

'I'll answer any questions you have...'

"No comment""
"No comment"

Okay then.

I'm female and my shorts have pockets, are you feeling a bit bored today.

Did your DM ever tell you "you'll get raped if you go out like that"?

I didn't answer this because that would have been a total give away too

Male.

Only men have Chanandler Bong as their fave character.

Do you wear shirts/blouses and if so are the buttons on the left or right?

Could you write a longer post on something you have an opinion on .... suggested topics could be Brexit or older drivers

A) ovaries no
B) womb no
C)vagina - no comment
D)vulva- no comment

Why are you no commenting? It's yes or no isn't it?

Which pelvis will an X-ray show?

OP has confirmed they are female.

How did you get from the hospital bed you were in this lunchtime to your settee, stroking the cat after having tea made by your son? That's a busy few hours!

Oops missed that!