Razor blades and stickers again

[HamsterToast]

A twitter account is saying that stickers in Manchester Oxford Road station have razor blades behind them put there by TERFS. If you are terfblocked you won't be able to view.

Gave birth to a baby this morning and strangled a few people on the street with the cord afterward to be sure. Naturally weaponised cord was covered in stickers.

Congratulations and Welcome to the World Baby Toolshed/Racist/Nazi/MucusPlug!

Have you offered the afterbirth to Beelzebub as part of some demonic rite of the sort that we get up to?

Goodness, I am blocked by the sprout too!

Which is a shame, as I was going to report that post as targetting a protected category (women)......

Congratulations toolshed

ahhhh, a lovely new toolbox, who forcibly assigned sex at birth? midwife or dr?

congratulations.

Mucho congrats, Toolshed! You are magnificent!

Another FWR baby! Congatulations Toolshed

Now - what literal violence have you bestowed on your little one by forcibly assigning a sex to them?

Look out for them unpoppering the babygro in a few months time - that means you had a girl.

HavingALittleBabyToolshed

Yay more recruits.

Have you offered the afterbirth to Beelzebub as part of some demonic rite of the sort that we get up to?

Goody Toolshed has a new familiar - congratulations!

I goosed a couple of people while out in town today. It's part of the terf-maintenance programme. Every day we stock up on sticker-razors, new recipes and riper sarcasm, and we have a quota of general groping to fulfill. I had mine all done by 11am.

Ah crap, I’ve not been out today. Would dead-legging my DC, groping my DH in the dining room with the poor lighting (and a tea towel draped over his head to extra stranger-him-up), a Peppa pig cupcake ready mix and my Philips epilator do?

Ah congratulations HavingALittleBabyToolShed

Aw which type have you had?

Have they glanced more at pink or at blue?

Congratulations .

It's part of the terf-maintenance programme. Every day we stock up on sticker-razors, new recipes and riper sarcasm, and we have a quota of general groping to fulfill.

Given the number of us who are going to confess to falling behind with the original programme, never mind the maintenance, Intermediate, and Advanced courses...Is there any value in converting some of the hate school modules to online courses?

I realise we don't get the P2P interaction nor to observe the nuance of how to grope but I have a feeling that some of us aren't going to make our compulsory modules for the curriculum without a serious rethink. Otherwise, there's just no way to roll out this training until we join Phillipa Black in biological facts sticker jail and we pass on the 'learnings' during free association time.

Biological facts sticker jail

I accidentally groped my FIL in a coat closet once. Way before I was a raving t* though, so I've not counted it for quota purposes.

Congrats toolshed, a baby pencil case. 💐

Ahh babytoolshed. So happy for you.

Having mentioned Phillipa Black above,, her September 6 tweets for TERF warnings are excellent :) E.g.,
Just a warning, TERFs have replaced everybody’s hands with limp rubber gardening gloves. High fives ruined.

twitter.com/black_phillipa

Another shout out to @lecanardnoir who highlighted an egregious tactic in a tweet by Harrop:

twitter.com/lecanardnoir/status/1037688943070912512

Text of Harrop's faux-naif tweet:

unclear whether there is any truth to this theory re: razor blades behind stickers.

but whatever your take on the #stickerwoman situation, can we agree that putting razor blades behind stickers, where they can physically harm people, is entirely reprehensible and unjustified?

Huzzah for baby toolshed!

And thank you, arran, for those awesome tweets!

babytoolshed Congrats!

Love those twitter posts arran

Congratulations toolshed

Congratulations HadLittleBabyToolshed!

Congratulations to Toolshed and the Toolbox!

Aww a mini screwdriver set! - Congrats! Is it a Stanley or a Phillips head?

On a side note, I heard that some feminists are using the stickers as Horcruxes so we ought to warn people not to attempt to remove them unless they have a Basalisk tooth about their person.

Nawww babbee!
Congrats HavingALittleBabyToolShed and ToolShed family! Hope you're recovering well, getting lots of rest & getting lost in sweet sweet new baby snuggles.

Congratulations on your little tool, toolshed!