Razor blades and stickers again

[HamsterToast]

A twitter account is saying that stickers in Manchester Oxford Road station have razor blades behind them put there by TERFS. If you are terfblocked you won't be able to view.

I'd send a message to anyone too, but I'm afraid my level of threatening and intimidating is:

"What time do you call this, young lady?!"
"Do that again and I'll confiscate the x- box!"

I hope that wasn't too terrifying.

Yeah champagne, but you forgot the bit after pretending the stickers were violent is to stamp your foot and then actually threaten real violence. But the nasty womyns made them do it...

Oh and milk before tea is literal violence.

I knew someone who did that with teabags. Teabags! Soaked in milk! I've never recovered.

I like the fact that our prolific pm'er started to run out steam by the 5th message to Turph….."Die"

Would the next one have been, "Feel Poorly, Terf Scum"....

I can be quite mean as well.

'You need smacking, bloody stubborn ketchup bottle'

'Screw you, otherwise the shelf unit will collapse'

And the inimitable 'just slice it's eyes off, the rest of the potato is fine'

The suggested advertising on here is funny. We had razors advertised last night and now I've got the sainsbury advert for collectable lego cards. It must just scan the words and come up with similar adverts

To be fair turph

I too have been triggered by the fact that i used 'your' rather than 'you're'

THATS the literal violence

I feel very ashamed

Since being on mumsnet every time i see GF...i think its goady fucker

Its made arrans last post very confusing

"I like the fact that our prolific pm'er started to run out steam by the 5th message to Turph….."Die" Would the next one have been, "Feel Poorly, Terf Scum"....
I wish I had the chance to have read them. I feel I could try to make friends with the poster, you know, kindly Aunt Turph showing him how to insult with style, and teaching him about the finer points of Godwin's Law

Yes, the PMs do run down the law of diminishing returns. Starting in a rage of Godwinisms and just ending with such a whimper.

I'm not cross with you, angry PMer, I'm just disappointed.

FloralBunting
Oh that burns!

Do you need some ointment for theat buuurrrrnnnn turph

Rufustheyawningreindeer no because I'm not the pmer. Also my mum told me never to accept ointment from strangers on the internet.

Are you calling me strange

Cos i feel at this stage we could be besties

I'm feeling a warm glow. Could just be the ointment

It might be the ointment. Did you use DeepHeat?

Well I'm not sure, I mean I wasn't even burned, I just felt vicariously burned and bullied into putting on ointment by strange ladies on the internet. You could be right, it is starting to sting...

You've let MN down, you've let your friends down, but most of all, you've let yourself down.

Sorry, I'm still stuck in condescending mode after seeing that list of PMs.

FloralBuntingand Rufustheyawningreindeer, you have both made me spill tea on my t-shirt. I think with that in mind I had better log off here and go do some work
In a clean t shirt

turph

have a nice rest of your day

Interesting timestamps on those messages. It's almost like the poster lives in a timezone far to the west of us, across the Atlantic.

I'm faintly disappointed that I didn't get a nasty message. Clearly I'm not doing enough radical feminism.

I've seen so much of this abusive crap on twitter, and on here so many times, it doesn't affect me anymore.

I worry about that about myself too. That I no longer respond appropriately to abusive behavior.

Don’t worry 67th I didn’t get one either’

Currently day drinking with my beloved husband and my (male) bestie across the road from Oxford Rd - any update from the po-po or shall I pop over and ask a staff member for an update?

(Ps - I love you guys - just don’t treat thrush with deep heat, ok?)

Get the update!

Do it!