Right. so. today.
I was in the ladies loos in a hotel in Peterborough. I came out and saw in the mirror, a bloke - door wide open - in the end cubicle.
I just left. After all the ho ha there is no way I was going to approach him - and I just left.
Didn't even wash my hands. Which for me is sacrilege.
I hid out behind some doors, waiting for him to leave.
As he did, he bumped into someone he must have known as he came out - she said 'OMG you were just in the ladies loos'.
He said 'WTF?' and they both looked at the sign, and he said 'Oh no, someone was in there, and I thought he was a dirty bastard because he didn't wash his hands'. And went off. She went in.
I went back after she came out and washed my hands. And where he had used the toilet, of course he left the fucking seat up.