Jean bloody Hacket ...
You're a lip-smacking
Cast-ironed
Gold-plated
Trouble-shooting
Wish-you`d-been-a-lezza(personal preference)
Great-mothering
Cool-cycling
Truth-telling
Hard-hitting
Self-effacing
Hard-working
Woman-centring
Good-looking
Care-giving
Daughter-nurturing
Not-a-shit-giving
Fast-cycling
Gender-criticaling
Ass-kicking
Hope-giving
Heart-warming
Bike-travelling
Partner-loving
Mile-travelling
Inspiration-spreading
Cancer-fighting
Violence-surviving
Heart-warming
Laundry-doing
Period-having (actual periods not faux shite)
Ovary-owning
Breast-fronted
Cunt-owning
Daughter-birthing
Lover-loving
Fuck-you-saying
WOMAN
(I've had two stiff G and Ts as its Friday,
I've wept today for you, Jean Hacket,
who've I've never met,
but wish to,
and you are awesome).
((I'll get me coat))