I, for one, am grateful for MN deleting the post. It had become far too entertaining. My house is a pigsty, I have charts to finish, the menagerie of pets need to be tended to, and here I am on MN.
Plus, I'm trying to get back on the wagon and ditch sugar/limit carbs again. (Got some baby weight to drop here.) Because of this thread, I actually made an apple crisp and ended up eating most of it myself. A la mode. And my muffintop grows...