NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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heh su! we are nice 'n'easy twins 118 here too!

it came out pretty well. i do vaseline etc. in an attempt to not destroy any clothes i did it topless so have a brown patch on boob!

i run on streets and beach adn nt property near by. i ignore people.

We did come back too soon Jack!

Oh - forgot to tell you lot. DS needs to be Prince albert in school assembly on Friday. I need to find costume. Do not Google Prince Albert images with 8 year old looking over your shoulder!!!! Thankfully I don't think he noticed!

I love Maggie Gyllenhall's hair in that pic Darrell. Really nice. I like her style in general anyway. Sadly my hair is too poker straight and lank to do that look and my face too long to do the fringeless floaty thing. Unfortunately, my face, like my body, needs structure and tailoring. Floaty-ness looks appalling and shapless on me. Sadly

It looks like she just caught sight of her awful new haircut NDP. SHe could at least raise a tiny smile.
And Darrell I can't tell you how relieved I was to open your link and not find Thatcher smiling back at me

PMSl @ pPince Albert googling.

ROFL

I am watching a Come OUtside episode called 'useful holes'
That aunty mabel is nothing but an old perv. I bet she has a nightie or two tucked away in that plane of hers. Has anyone seen the poo episode?

That's nothing, someone in fireman sam has just asked Dilys if she has been 'waiting long for his hot sausages'

innuendo thread

NDP I have had second look and the reason for that woman's mardy expression is clearly that she has been told to put it away. She is quite clearly wearing a robe, having been proudly displaying her wares for all to see in the other picture. Nice rack, shame about the face

Googling can be a dangerous activity sometimes
Think before you do it

yyy, I'd look great with a Mrs T hairstyle!

I've grew my hair because I'm pissed off with my roots on short hair, every 3 weeks I was doing it. At least with a bob the sides are covered. Will be dyeing tonight, my roots are ridiculous.

Ooh, nom, we have the same hair. Mine shorter though.

I have questions that need answered.

On lewis last night where would I know the wife from? She simpered and moved her face a lot.

Is the Inspector George Gently, on tonight, a repeat?

I love DIY hair colour. I've got highlights at the mo, contemplating going back to braaaaaaahn as it won't cost me £70 a go at the hairdressers .

Pizza express for lunch, I'll stick to a salad though and wine. Will go for plainest one on menu.

I'm out for dinner too (with a different friend) so will try and be good then also. All my friends are thin yet shapely and can eat whatever they like

coco i am the opposite, have a bob atm and think the weight seems to pull the parting down to accentuate the badger. i am considering a crop so the roots are not so obvious.

in a foul mood today

grrrr at everyone and anyone

Me too ducky. DH at work. DD's fighting.
Had Enough.

I had a bowl of Oatso simple with skimmed milk followed by a pear about an hour and half ago and now I am craving something sweet/cakey.

Have come upstairs to brush my teeth instead in a bid to minty fresh the urge away (on the principle that everything tastes like crap just after you've brushed your teeth therefore I will be put off the cake craving)

I am a badger and proud of it - can not be bothered with hair dye. I see the grey hairs as badgers of honour And my hair is dark brown/black so they definitely stand out.

Ducky, Jack - hope your days and moods improve.

LOL at googling Prince Albert Buda!

I pay up for my grey barnet to be covered at the haridressers. I hated all that faffing at home with colour and I need shades of colour, not a block. I am rather gung ho about money too.

Just had two bits of shortbread because I have spent a piss boring day at home working and feel annoyed.

I pay up too, I quite enjoy the time I spend at the hairdressers!

In my grumpiness I have had wine and eaten bad things, but on the plus side I feel less grumpy now

and DH is ironing

In theory I would like to have my hair dyed at a salon but all that sitting around and smalltalk would drive me batshit loco

thus I am nice'n'easy

i have been reading all the politics/election threads and now feel panicky and agitated

update on my quest for cropped trews new look had frightful jodhpur like things NO

h+m had promising slimline sidezip ones but they looked weird in the crotch NOT what you want when standing before a class of bored 15 year old girls

lol chibi, my hairdresser knows better than to talk to me - cup of coffee, pile of mags, 2 hours of peace (but I quite like eavesdropping on the wannabe wags!)

I've just been doorstepped by our local tory MP candidate (we are a labour seat at the mo). He was a jolly nice chap in a wax jacket. Took my mind off the cake craving for 20 mins

LOL at prince albert!

I have GORGEOUS new shoes
needed some for work, so black, comfy was necessary

I got these