NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[GordonsBigGut]

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Sign in please with weight loss so far.
me
cod
started at almost 11 7
now just over 10

if you go onto twitter you can see dhs VILE knee op

None of us could go, we're all too slim. They sound like a bunch of biffers.

I've never read anything so daft.

I had a row with mate in work yesterday. We weighted ourselves on school scales and she was lighter than hers and I was heavier. Much bickering about whether they were right or wrong ensued.

We ought to have our own meet up in the same place on the same night.

A skinny girls meet up.

We'll have twiglets to eat.

We'll all wear skinny jeans.

We'll dance to skinny music.

And we'll carry DWP in on a throne.

And drink skinny lattes.

And get a bit fruity and go skinny dipping.

bastards, Excluding me cos I is fat!

I hate you all, you feckers.

You can all hide behind me when the fight starts though 'My bingo wings are like a shield of steel!'

Who are you again?

LOLOL
i LUFF IT

Look, I don't mean to be nasty or anything, I don't believe in cliques, I'm one of the nicest people on MN, actually, but
if it's all the same with you ONLY THIN GORGEOUS PEOPLE THAT I LIKE CAN COME TO MY MEET UP AND ONLY IF THEY ARE WEARING PINK KNICKERS SO THERE.

this is our new theme tune

Because I'm shy, obviously.

whey hey! batfink reference, jack? Fantastic.

doesn't that eliza look like a very young - but equally as mad - liz jones? You instinctively back away when she comes close to the camera

You're right she does. And she never blinks.

You fuckers.

coco, I thought you were my friend, you fat biffer

I hate you all. You hate me because I am rubenesque and have better norks and ARE EXCLUDING ME.

(pd, I've been waiting years to get that on MN)

bingo wings don;t fail me now!

There's always the Warhammers clique as well
Don't get them started

do we still have the barrrr people or were they a shambling bunch of aimless boozers rather than a crack clique?

You lot are too funny!!

Food for today wasn't great, but I'm reigning it in tonight so hopefully the weigh in tomoz won't be too hideous.

Toast with peanut butter
Spicy lentil and b'nut squash burger (which was grilled - I asked - and I didn't eat the bun) with spoonful of rice
sliver of choc cake in afternoon
and dinner? Corn on le cob, and about a litre and a half of water.

There's some White wine in fridge calling me, I may have a snifter.

T'would be hilarious if we all met up. I would need a tena lady too I think!!! We could all go for an inch-loss treatment! Ha!

Hello all you biffers.
Have been unbelieeeevably busy of late so not come here at all.
Am hoping desperately for 10st12 tomorr.

Will catch up on thread now.

I could take on the warhammer clique, I was warhammer goddess in my distant youth.

I have booked my room in the holiday inn btw, that's right isn't it?

have offered cyb as fighter on that thread to take on shiney lot

And worley/jen/madog

i've hidden so many over the years, i can't remember

i think barr is still going, do you think if they met up they might ban those who don't drink enough?

I do not have the measure of the shiney lot. Are they tuff?