NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[BariatricObama]

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We all know frank the footballer gets around.

the slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Tis scottish footballer-land round here... only the only one that I would recognise is Ally McCoist..

Did share a taxi with Su Pollard once

Behind me sorry.

Even the dc were attracted to him.

I tried to act nonchalantly disinterested.

I've been sort of camping, so I'm afraid I am light years out of The Zone.

Also we stayed in a guest house where time stood still (think 1950s). It meant eating a lot of glutinous stodge like sticky toffee pudding and trifle. And there were cats everywhere. And two horses just hanging out in the garden.

I love Ally McCoist [sighs]

ally mccoist? really?

lol @ horses just hanging out.

Ally McCoist is rank. He's gone all fat and bald these days. No neck. Ewww. Disgusting.

balding.

DH is home and it's my birthday today so I'm signing off for today. See you tomorrow zoners

Happy Birthday NDP

haopy bday ndp
its me and cyb next
haev dropped big hints about iphone

people keep asking me what I want

So far on list (ha) I have

Hush star pjamas

D and G perfume no 3

soft gret buttery leather bag ( I will HAVE to be present when this is purchased, too much room for error)

new sash windows

fillers round eyes

Oh and felicitations to you NDP

happy birthday nom!

I'm soon too. [needy]

lol at sash windows. I want a bike.

Can't live without my iphone. Gives me cult status here.

Happy Birthday Nom. Are we all Aries here? That explains a lot

Love iphone

Love the nap plan

Love the horses hanging out in the garden

Love Simon and his pink shirts

Ally McCoist nah

R E G also hangs around these parts a bit.

My most embarrassing celeb meetings have been with Lawrence LBowen and Keith Allen. Both of whom ( different times) I have greeted like a long lost best friend then realised who they are. Also did it many years ago with Bruno Brookes. Oo-er

happy birthday ndp

mine is in aug, will be spending it glugging sipping champagne by the pool

I took some clothes to be altered today because they are too massive for me she's taking 3 inches off the waist

I'm Taurus (miles better than Aries)

I have just emailed my partay venue to ask how much chips for 70 people would be, served in delightful individual paper cups with masses of salt and vinegar.

Who wants to have a punt at how much he's going to quote me?

wow duckyfuzz 3 inches

august birthday has gotta be better than march

Chips sounds great. No idea on costing but yum. It's the salt and vinegar that's making me lick my lips

cyb they sound yum

dh has gone out for beer and curry, just before he left he said 'shall I pour you a bottle of wine?' I declined, but think I may have been a bit hasty

Taurus too.

I spose it depends just how chi-chi the chips are, balsamic vinegar and finest organic rock salt or just plain Sarson's and table salt? I'd say £150.

Ducky, yay Did I see earlier that you had had 2 G&T's before 5.30pm? Respect....

Bruno Brookes, wasn't he the top 40 guy? Sort of blonde and plump?

ooh glad you think chips are a good idea. I was waiting for someone to say 'Chips? oh noooo'

I reckon after a hard couple of hours drinking and dancing to Wham hits some salty chips will be the dogs bollocks

happy birthday ndp - you're allowed a splurge on your birthday!

Cyb - chips sound brilliant. Guessing around the £100 mark...

Ducky - well done on the inch loss around your waist - that's brilliant going!

Not an aries or taurus - scorpio all the way here. Though handily DH's birthday is 2 days before mine so I get to gauge how good a birthday present I should get him when I get mine. Lol at the sash windows request Cyb - the hush star pjs are lovely though. I have a pair I live in...

ps welcome back Coco- impressed at the fruit. Pineapple is v acidic - hope you've recovered from your tinglyness.

Yes thanks, I liked Ally when he was younger.

Step away from the fillers cyb. Scorpio here too, we all sound likethis

coco, scorpio, and I like Double Deckers,served on a young McCoist.

Cyb - I'm guessing £200...

Oooh I nearly forgot I bumped (quite literally) into Colin and Justin in TKMaxx on Sauchihall Street a while back - both were very tall, very well dressed and very good looking - they had a sort of "presence" IYKWIM?

Had lamb steak kebabs with salad and 1 pitta bread for dinner - was lovely.

Really liking the kebabs at the moment.