NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[SuSylvester]

with a total thread loss of TEN FARKING STONE

come and join the loosiest losers in town.
kinda
no rules just stop being such a farking pig

there was this blobby woman on the docco saying 'i don't know what's going on i eat a chicken caesar from pizza express every day' and the docs went 'THERE ARE TEN MILLION CALS IN THE DRESSING'. i laffed.

I am shitting muyself.

DD had a priest come to school today to hera their confessions before their first holy communion.. she says to me, "Mammy, I just got one our father penance." "Oh", says I, "You mustn't be as naughty as you think then."

"Well, when I said sometimes I shout at you when you hurt me he asked what kind of hurt...."

Sweet Fucking Lord... am I going to have SS on the door step?????? She then said she meant 'accidental' hurting & she told the priest that mammy rubbed her face too hard when washing it!!!!!!!!!!

(Diet OK, apart from wanting to be so slim I'mm disappear through the floor boards!!! HAd fruit breakfast, fruit snack, ham with cottage cheese & grapes for lunch & roast beef dinner)

HM = home made

Detox isn't too hardcore, no sugar, no wheat, no processed foods, no dairy, no alcohol (!)plenty fresh fruit, veg, fish, meat, eggs so lots of scope within that

Thanks for the welcomes, I fear you won't be wanting me around too much though, detox farts have kicked in - I smell like a field of cows

Connie, that's the kind of thing my own DD would drop out to Someone Important

Been lurking for a while, can I join in? Been very disciplined and dropped 7lbs in the last 3 weeks, need to lose about another 7. Reading this thread has been a great help.

sorry i dont agree with " detox" is a load of cakc scintifically

I am exhausted today. And cold. Dangerous...

Let me moan about my dds. Breakfast, both eating nicely. I went for a wee, came back and all hell had broken loose. When I separated them turns out dd1 (7) had stuck Vsigns up at dd2(5), who had retaliated by spitting at her
That's what happens when you entrust their eductaion to the state sector...

starved at work today as woke up an hour late (doh forgot to change the time on my mobile which I use as alarm)
no time for breakfast
only sweet crap available in vending machine ..and I resisted

blimey gherk

Yes I know. Needless to say I was Not Pleased.
(Both were crying in car on way to school I was so cross)

This is quite out of character for them, I would add

I didn't even know the little one knew that Vsigns were rude till this morning.

hehehe
oh fess up you do it as a term of endearement

Hello children

can I tell Mamalee what I had for lunch it may be of help, I roasted a tonne of veg last night (gawd I had forgotten how DELISH it is) and for a cheeky treat I chucked on a handful of breadcrumbs and grated parmie right at the end whiich all crusted up and was divine.

So that with salmon for tea last night and cold for lunch today, with grated carrot and sultanas as a side!

Am gymming tonight with NEW kit, might go with mate but she slipped when pissed and knocked her nose on her kitchen step. Not pretty

Lol.

(Actually I am so ZONED that I actually thought "Tut, what a waste of food" as dd1 sat there covered in her sister's chewed up breakfast )

also who is Lorraine I have lost track

As an aside, DH said the priest has other things on his plate at the minute...

gherk, they're always at it in the mornings - thankfully ds is a little lick arse darling & never misbehaves...

Hello constipated Zoners I have sinned again.

Dropped DDs and friends of at flicks, wandered around shops and then went into Costa and had a hot chocolate, with cream.

But it was a small one and I declined a chocolate stick.

Well actually they didn't have any left.

Loraine is aitch (?)

who are you calling constipated? I'm as regular as clockwork, me

Hi Bob - well done on your loss and welcome. DON'T READ THE BITS ABOUT WOTSITS, BISCUITS OR CREME EGGS.

Cyb - you are so in the zone.

show off

Actually Bob - just don't read any of Coco's posts. She's a bad gal

But veh funny.

porridge, I'm actually scaring myself at how in the zone I am. I've never eaten this healthily or this little since I had the builders in (thats sounds like a euphamism, but its not), or when I had swine flu 18 months ago.

Still got a weigh (geddit) to go yet...

Bob I shall be your mentor. No need to thank me.