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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

898 replies

SuSylvester · 27/03/2010 08:07

with a total thread loss of TEN FARKING STONE

come and join the loosiest losers in town.
kinda
no rules just stop being such a farking pig

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NomDePlume · 27/03/2010 18:34

that fishfinger thread is stupid. not even bonkers in a good entertaining way. Just a dull excuse to swear, and I love a good swear.

Connie! 3st! Blimey

Am about to get ready to go out but thought I'd slip back in to the zone to report the consumption of 5 partay sausage rolls and 2500m on the rowing machine (approx 138 cals and a lot of underboob sweat).

Tonight I will be staying in the Zone by sticking to vodka & slimline tonic and avoiding pigging out like a lardy fatso.

Ossom · 27/03/2010 18:34

no one can bore on this thread
imagine me at work meeting a fewllow dieter

we went on and on and on

NomDePlume · 27/03/2010 18:37

oh, best mate is also on ww so we bore the living shoite out of each other with it on a daily basis.

cocolepew · 27/03/2010 18:37

oohhh 16 to a 12 what a bitch well done cc, I'm not jealous not even a tiny bit, I'm just happy for you.

I fear my bitterness is bringing the thread down. I can only apologise and blame the pain [pathetic]

Might go and complain about cube title.

NomDePlume · 27/03/2010 18:38

lol, write in to the letters page of the local paper while you're at it coco

cocolepew · 27/03/2010 18:38

I have a smelly egg dilemma I need sorted. I'm being picked on at work because of it. Can you lot help or do i need a separate thread?

NomDePlume · 27/03/2010 18:40

smelly egg

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?

Do you need the TTC board ?

bobbiewickham · 27/03/2010 18:40

Take it in its shell?

Swallow it whole like Cool Hand Luke?

Tell the complainers to get stuffed?

Eat it in your car?

cocolepew · 27/03/2010 18:40

I phoned the council in a fit of pique about dogshit- I have the letter drafted in my head

MamaG · 27/03/2010 18:40

dish coco

I really REALLY don't like the name ossom

it's bothering me hugely

fishie · 27/03/2010 18:41

get a nice lock n lock box with an inbuilt cool thingy from john lewis. eggs will be safe.

MamaG · 27/03/2010 18:42

coco I am a Letter Writer.

I am responsible for Supercook changing the packaging for their muffin cases

Truly, I am.

muffin cases used to come ina square box. I wrote complainign that when you hadn't used tehm for a while, the muffin cases took on teh square shape of the box and it made it fiddly to get them into your mufin tray

they wrote to me and said they'd cahnge
they cahnged
they sent me a £2 voucher - tight bastards

cocolepew · 27/03/2010 18:45

Not my eggs chickens eggs.

Right.. I work in a class with 5 other woman and 1 man. When I bring in my lunch of egg sandwiches (sliced, no dressing) it stinks the store out,(where we have the fridge).

But when one of the others have them they don't smell. Why?

So far we've decided 1. Not free range organic, but they are.

  1. Boiling too long,. Have tried different times still smell.
  1. Not having mayo or salad cream. I don't like either so refuse to try.

Enlighten me oh wise ones.

MamaG · 27/03/2010 18:45

prob 3

I would guess that the mayo or SC masks the egg smell a bit

make sure ou have a v sealed box

MamaG · 27/03/2010 18:46

God I'm bloody pissed

have only had one glass of wine

but only had a yoghurt today

I KNOW - FLAME ME

i feel drunk! [chepa date[

cocolepew · 27/03/2010 18:46

They are wrapped in tin foil and put in a lunch bag.

I'm v impressed mamag. £2? Tight bastards indeed.

MamaG · 27/03/2010 18:47

I think you need a very sealy lunch box

cocolepew · 27/03/2010 18:47

FFS EAT WOMAN! This weight will just go on again.

cyb · 27/03/2010 18:48

MAMAG you have to eat fool

NomDePlume · 27/03/2010 18:50

take ham sandwiches

Next problem

Am off to apply eyeliner. See you tmrw zONERS

MamaG · 27/03/2010 18:50

i AHVENET BEEN HUNGRY

AT ALL

I HAD MASSIVE TEA LAST NIGHT

and its lasted me alld ay

MamaG · 27/03/2010 18:50

god i lvoe eyeliner

cyb · 27/03/2010 18:51

Is Ossum Su? I'm confused

MamaG · 27/03/2010 18:51

I think so

I DONT LIKE IT

I do take a disliek to some words

ossom is one

cyb · 27/03/2010 18:52

no she has to be SU

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