i weaned early and i cant rememebr when cos i haev a LIFE

[OrvilleRedenbacher]

all kids alive
no allergieshealth issues/skin cpmlaints

Oh, gawd!

No, believe you me, I'm anything but terrifying!

In fact, I'm so non-descript I'd make a good spy.

I blend in.

Entirely forgettable.

Just ensure you are pushing a buggy at all times. You will be completely invisable to everyone except shop assistants in Boots, who follow you around is if they have just seen a bomb sticking out of your knickers.

This is Scotland. You'd need a bairn in a buggy clutching a KitKat, bag of crisps or sausage roll in its hands.

Additional mandatory accessories include cigaratte, jingling mobile and fizzy juice drink.

i'll be picketing that bloody passport office, expat.

Would I jump off a bridge on someone else's say-so?

Nope, because I never take any advice without questioning and testing it myself and I drive health professionials insane because I just never Do What I'm Told.

So you see, I'm always happy to get unsolicited advice because I don't see it as intrusive - there's always a chance it could be really good advice - and in the end I'll just do what I want anyway.

Are you trying to tell me something expat

In which case, I'll bring DD1 along, Aitch.

So she can serve as credibility of my duty to Scotland.

She'll be grabbing my hand and 'rabbiting on' - a DH term - in cut glass Leither, 'Come on then, Mummy, let's go for a chippy.'

LOL!

I'm so proud of that wee girl.

still pmsl at a mexican-american in leith wafting of Green Door and with a full face of exquisitely-applied make-up being practially invisible. yep.