Noisy baby toys! Which are the worst

[LIVIA999]

My best friend has a 6 month old and after 14 years of her gleefully finding the biggest most annoying toys she could for my children I am desperate to get my own back.
What are the current most ear shattering noisy toys ( preferably plastic with flashing lights) that you can buy now.
I remember vtech baby walkers were pretty appalling when mine were small.

[Sjjr23]

Following with interest, I'm in a similar situation :)

[LIVIA999]

Might just be us @Sjjr23
I'm thinking the pink vtech walker looks horrific so might go for that

[Sjjr23]

I'm bumping this as I refuse to believe we are the only 2 vengeful people on here

[PivotPivotPIVOTTT]

My 18 month is currently playing on her Vtech bounce and spin frog. It's very noisy I have the subtitles on TV . The volume has 2 settings though so she can always just switch it off

[LIVIA999]

Seems like vetch is the best/worst gift to give

[Rabbitykins55]

Lamaze Sunny Rabbit. It doesn't have an off button 😡

[RuskBaby]

The fisher price cookie jar is awful! One of those that the song gets stuck in your head.

[sevenwallflowers]

To be honestly they're all horrendous after a while. The worst we have is a flashing drum kit and keyboard combination. It's so loud 🙉

[TheBrilloPad]

Ahhhh. You need to speak to my father about this. He relishes in finding the gifts parents dread and gives them to my children every year. The highlight was when he bought them an indoor rollercoaster and an electric car the year I lived in a tiny two bed flat.
V tech is totally the way to go. I still have the cookie jar songs in my head, and all the vtech toot toot cars are appalling too. Sometimes they go off in the middle of the night and I have a heart attack, which is an added joy.

[TheBrilloPad]

Also, FWIW, wait til the kid gets older. Buy them a violin. It's the ultimate way to win the game.

[BackIntoTheSun]

The Fisher Price laugh and learn puppy has the most irritating squeaky voice and haunts my nightmares

[lovewatchingrainfall]

Toot toot!! The stuff drives me insane... Yes the spinny frog thing.. the pink walker was not too bad as it can be turned off.

[Joinourclub]

Anything vetch did my head in! Especially the toot toot vehicles which would suddenly start singing from the bottom of the toy box at random times for no reason.

[PivotPivotPIVOTTT]

I've bought mine the cookie jar for Christmas. I can still remember the song from when my 7 year old had it at the same age. I don't remember it being that bad oh dear

[Creepyexgirlfriend]

This! Really bloody annoying.

[Creepyexgirlfriend]

It’s a V Tech, by the way.

[Creepyexgirlfriend]

www.amazon.co.uk/Early-Learning-Centre-Singing-Maracas/dp/B07F41Z5FK?tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum-21

Or these, Holy Mother of God, the noise.

[DwangelaForever]

Did you go for the Pink VTec walker? It's horrendous

"Welcome to our learning farm we have lots to show you" is the most horrendous song.

My in laws (FIL, BIL & SIL) have all bought my 2 year old the most horrendously noisy toys for her birthday a few weeks ago

Leapfrog count along til with the worst song "In the dairy aisle I'm shopping along in the dairy aisle, look what I've found"

And not one but two Phonetics toys, one shaped like an apple and another one which is like an orchastra and the letters sing their sound

[jmscp2015]

My daughter presses the 'hang up' button over and over and over on her V Tech walker... (You know where the phone used to be as after 5 minutes it's lost anyway.)

"Thanks for calling" sometimes not even being able to finish her sentence... on a loop for 15 minutes, it's delightful.

Deffo get the pink walker 

[PivotPivotPIVOTTT]

Oh also remembered this. It plays the same couple of tunes and lights up. Very noisy. I got it for about £20/£30 not $99.00 dollars I just clicked the first link. It changes for when the baby is standing so lasts a long time.

[PivotPivotPIVOTTT]

www.lamkins.com.sg/fisher-price-grow-with-gym-p-5128.html

I had Vtech walkers for both of mine and never put batteries in either too lazy. I feel like I've missed out

[Figmentofimagination]

Anything v tech, the walker, the toot toot cars and buildings. We also have this steering wheel to attach to a pram. My DS loves pressing the same music button over and over and over and over and over and over again. Early Learning Centre Figurines (Lights and Sounds Buggy Driver) https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0063DEIQK/ref=cmswwrcppapi_4wi6BbQP06S31

[toomanyeastereggsurghh]

Vtech little singing Alfie Bear - that thing used to drive me completely insane!

[WoodpeckersAreWood]

Hello puppy c-calling do you want to play with me

Let’s have fun together while we learn our ABC

8 fucking years ago. 8 years.

[Mammatron]

Allllllll of the toot toot
Spin and bounce zebra
And best (worst!) of all... peppa pig alphaphonic board- it has no off switch and the slightest touch sets it off for ages...