Noisy baby toys! Which are the worst

[LIVIA999]

My best friend has a 6 month old and after 14 years of her gleefully finding the biggest most annoying toys she could for my children I am desperate to get my own back.
What are the current most ear shattering noisy toys ( preferably plastic with flashing lights) that you can buy now.
I remember vtech baby walkers were pretty appalling when mine were small.

Vtech crawl and learn ball

We didn't buy it, it was a gift - DS loved it, we hated it.

Bloody vtech!

The worse toy we have had has already been mentioned up thread. We call it the annoying giraffe from Asda. It's so needy "press my belly" "your my best friend."

I actually like the cookie jar song..., "shapes are in my cookie jar..."

There are a pair of plastic maracas in mothercare. One sings La Cucaracha continuously..... 😠

“I’m a friendly light up bear, I’ll teach you, one two three, a sleepy happy hungry bear, hey come and hug me”

I haven’t heard that in nearly 6 years and I still remember the bastard words

It’s the vtech Alfie bear