Noisy baby toys! Which are the worst

[LIVIA999]

My best friend has a 6 month old and after 14 years of her gleefully finding the biggest most annoying toys she could for my children I am desperate to get my own back.
What are the current most ear shattering noisy toys ( preferably plastic with flashing lights) that you can buy now.
I remember vtech baby walkers were pretty appalling when mine were small.

[NameChange30]

Vtech crawl and learn ball

We didn't buy it, it was a gift - DS loved it, we hated it.

Bloody vtech!

[sockportal]

The worse toy we have had has already been mentioned up thread. We call it the annoying giraffe from Asda. It's so needy "press my belly" "your my best friend."

I actually like the cookie jar song..., "shapes are in my cookie jar..."

[sar302]

There are a pair of plastic maracas in mothercare. One sings La Cucaracha continuously..... 😠

[Soubriquet]

“I’m a friendly light up bear, I’ll teach you, one two three, a sleepy happy hungry bear, hey come and hug me”

I haven’t heard that in nearly 6 years and I still remember the bastard words

It’s the vtech Alfie bear