Noisy baby toys! Which are the worst

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My best friend has a 6 month old and after 14 years of her gleefully finding the biggest most annoying toys she could for my children I am desperate to get my own back.
What are the current most ear shattering noisy toys ( preferably plastic with flashing lights) that you can buy now.
I remember vtech baby walkers were pretty appalling when mine were small.

something like this

Wooden puzzle that makes an noise when the correct piece is put in place. My DCs had lots when they were little - it took us a while to remember to check that the y were complete before we went up to bed. Turn the light out and you end up with a complete zoo making noises if hte pieces aren't in place!

Not noisy - but the worst toy ever for when they are a little older - Magic Sand. Worse than play do for mess, and frustration, but mine loved it (thanks to my DSis).

This is funny reading. Just reading this has put the v tech singing cow song in my head... "I'm a cow. Come play with me. Something something. One. Two. THREE".
My girl is ten. So that's a long time to remember that song. We still have the cow and Alfie the singing bear. Neither of us can bring ourselves to get rid of them. We love them. Wish we hadn't got a v tech singing phone though. Not because it's annoying it's just because it lead to a decade long obsession with mobile phones.

Vtech toot toot cars

Posted too soon.. we also recently got bought a metal toy pan and utensil set the noise of that on laminate floors is a delight

The vtech trumpet.

"Playing on my trump-pet, music to my eeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaars. I like to sing out LOUD AND PROUD".

It's a delight.

Vtech appears a lot but I'm adding another one of theirs. Nursery rhyme book, it doesn't have an off switch and goes 'the end' every time it's closed which is more annoying than the songs.

To be fair to vtech toot toot they are super durable and my kids loved them.

There is a vtech boat (Bath toy) that is extremely difficult/impossible to get batteries out of. When ours went on the blink it would randomly start firing up in the middle of the night. My husband actually took an axe to it at 3am one morning.

tomy train

The Yodelling Sound of Music Goat - Kids love it. Parents really, really don't

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Pretty much anything vtech tbh. Kids do love them though!

I’ve just looked up the toot toot vehicles as so many of you have mentioned them. They’re so expensive but so tiny!

Don't get them. Especially not the cat or monkey ones.

You know what's more annoying than a toot-toot vehicle, or even a toot-toot vehicle with low battery? A toot-toot vehicle purchased from Amazon that turns out to be the German variety. Nothing against the German language or Germany, just the fact that when DS plays with it, I'm listening hard to the song and googling to see if I can understand what it is saying!

What are these fisher price chairs like for noisy-ness?

When the kid is bigger

justilou1 My parents got DS a Peppa Pig one of them for his first birthday!!

@NCP81 they do make noise but they're not that annoying.

They make noise when the wee tv magazine page is turned and when you sit on the seat it sings the alphabet. Does a few other things too but ours is mainly switched off 🙈

@Bluebelltulip our vtec nursery bookbhas an off switch but I agree it's annoying.

Someone once bought my DD a peppy pig "laptop" for her first birthday and it didn't have an off switch, it lasted one week 😂

@NCP81 - They never liked you, did they?

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I just saw a video on Facebook for this. Made me think of this thread. It's perfect

Definitely the VTech Toot Toot things. We have the elephant and I've wanted to stomp the bugger that gave it to us many a time. When it's not singing about stomping here, stomping there, it's laughing like Hyacinth sodding Bucket.

Absolutely the v tech walker!

Just seen this thread and we have a lot of these as dgs comes to us one and a half days a week. Dd has mainly wooden quiet toys at her house - she is not silly.

Dgs really loves them except for one toy which is a bowl that spins into which you put balls. There are a number of buttons to press but he is scared stiff when we put it on.

I've just bought my nieces the baby shark singing soft toys

Vtech drum with shapes. It's such a wanker it's so bossy.

Also get an electric keyboard with a microphone in a couple of years