Ham pr disasters 42! …complicit or coincidence? 🦢

[jeffgoldblum]

Still interested, still not bored!

Evening all.

While I'm not Dixon Of Dock Green I do think he'd have been suspicious something was up in Paradise with yet another Rachel no-show.

I'm more convinced than ever she was here for a pit-stop and is now back in the US.

I feel it in my water 🤓

I don't buy the vague language in that article. The 'documentary' is definitely happening, isn't it? They're probably in cahoots with Spencer and already did some filming during their visit to Althorp this summer.

Good. I'm not a fan of PM but he was bang on the
money about Markle

Sorry Atlus, I see you already posted, I couldn’t archive it, so posted the text.

Call me a bitter old cynic, but using security as gophers and bag carriers is surely a tacit admission that there's actually zero threat; because no security with a principal under imminent threat would be carrying bags around if they need to fling themselves in front of said principal to save them from harm.

Yes that is being discussed on another thread. I didn’t think I’d mention it here as it might be a derail but it is certainly an interesting development 🤪

Ah.

My waters have failed 🙁

I wonder if Rachel was guzzling from a bottle?

Thanks for the correct spelling ! I always thought it was a combination of GO and FOR 🫣

Apparently she has been seen in a pub in the Cotswolds with Ellen de Generes. Someone videoed it. Saw that on yet another of the threads (I’m not at work today so I’m all over them 😂)

I guess we don't know when drinks with the toxic Ellen actually happened??

Actually I think it should be Gofer 😅

Oh sorry

Laying the groundwork

Although, hopefully they think twice seen as the CS book has gone down badly

LOL

The thing about PM is that he will stand up for what he believes in and doesn't care who he upsets. He's a maverick and I like that.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to come across as policing there!

What a tool - she's gone to the pub with a bodyguard holding her bag for her 😂Who does she think she is, the queen of England?!

No-one carried the Queen's bag!

It is a play on words gopher -> go for

Just catching up, thanks for the new thread @jeffgoldblum
I’m not fussy, happy to have a title and be a Duchess even if it is a place called Twatt in the Orkneys!

Breaking news - Piers Morgan is suing!
He doesn’t like some of the things said about him in the Earl’s book.
Which begs the question - how did he get an advance copy? Do publishers circulate to some favoured (or even unfavoured) journalists? Or do we think he was behind the heist and in possession of stolen goods???

Anyway, it’s popcorn and Swan wrangled napkins all round. 🦢🍿

Harry’s arrival including a shot of the ‘crowds’
https://x.com/WisdomAgatha/status/2102109687264977354/video/1?s=61

Kind of like his reaction to The Crown. It didn't bother him, but he was hoping it would finish before he and M came around.

Thanks ! Apparently it can be gopher or gofer, both mean the same > errand runner. My spelling was a totally made up one 😃

I think, may be well off the mark, that she has seen on SM as she’s avid about it, and saw the blowback from H’s recent visit, ES being criticised, plus her Swan imoji blow back and thought she may be heckled and booed.
Therefore took the cowards way out, or as our family say ‘Merkled’ it.

Well. Agatha Green is a fan! Harry is a blessing?

Harry’s arrival including a shot of the ‘crowds’

No convoy then?
The second security bod needs a new suit.