PR disasters thread 30

[BigWillyLittleTodger]

Flying through these threads at a rate of knots! A shiny new thread for yet more Sussex shenanigans!

Yes the “parting of ways” with Africa Parks timing is very interesting, why now? Why didn’t he step down before when these atrocities surfaced? According to Taz has a very interesting take on it, someone in the background cleaning up for Harry? Project thaw in action? It will be interesting to see if the Sentebale court case goes ahead or will that quietly and conveniently go away as well?

H&M claimed that VB leaked stories about M.

VB has no reason to leak stories - she's more famous (& richer) than H&M, and has more A list friends than M.

It was just another example of M blaming others for her own leaks.

According to Harry in Spare William and Catherine were starstruck when they met Meghan 😂

😂😂😂😂

Those drugs completely addled his brain.

They’ve already got the sugars out starting exactly these kind of threads online, including here. Special bonus points being earned (free spread?) for use of ‘unhinged’ and ‘hating on’.

Don’t forget “obsessed”

It’s like we are back to 2021

Ah c'mon 😂😂

"with people you don't even know and won't even meet"

Living rent free in our heads

"...and won't even meet"

Let's hope not.

Please don’t forget “ frothing “

According to Harry 🙄

"Their mouths fell open. They turned to each other. Then Willy turned to me and said: 'F–k off?'" Harry wrote. "I was baffled until Willy and Kate explained that they were regular — nay, religious — viewers of Suits. 'Great,' I thought, laughing. I've been worrying about the wrong thing. All this time I'd thought Willy and Kate might not welcome Meg into the family, but now I had to worry about them hounding her for an autograph

Why do you care? is a personal favourite of mine.

Absolutely.
And masses of blathering on about topics that have nothing to do with this sudden, rushed return:
Arguing about whether Meghan had a career as an actress - whose cares? She hasn't got one now.
Ooh, exactly what course did Meghan do at university? Was it International This or International That. Who cares? Meghan apparently put down the one the fans thought it wasn't, so nobody really knows. Or cares.
Harry is such a caring son that he's rushed back to his aging, ill rich father.
Just hahahahahahahahaha!

Total blanking of any reasons why this has suddenly happened and total blanking of the ANL damages announced at pretty much the same time.
They were living their best life in sunny Montecito, so sussexful*, so popular...
None of them have come up anything at all sensible to explain why racist Salty Island is suddenly the place they must be.

*I know. It's a small joke.
I only say this because one of the other ways of deflecting have been SPAG corrections.

Just pondering, what is M's visa status over here?
Does she have indefinite leave to remain?
Apparently marriage to a UK national does not give an automatic right.
She has done her utmost to defame our country so I find it most unfair that she can be welcome to live here.

Yes, that's a great one.

But when did you last hear about the Princess of Wales meeting up with friends?
Discretion does exist.

I definitely believe someone is cleaning up for H. But I really don't think he gave a shit about African parks. He's creaming off expenses from Ingriftus. Dubious finances there yet no outraged clapbacks. He's "known" for infgtriftus and plans to hand it down to A (yet, another very dim idea).

Sentabale will be interesting. I really do hope Dr Sophie is not paid off

Likely going the partner visa route to return to the UK. She only lived here 2 years before they left, so not enough residency of her own to have any right to indefinite leave, and I don't think she got very far into that one (she complained about how hard the citizenship test is - it isn't!). Of course, she's likely to want the global talent visa, cos you know, "talent", but not a chance in hell for that one.

I can imagine she found the test hard.

Odd little piece from Nadine Dorries in the MailOnline if anyone’s interested.

https://archive.ph/G7oP8

www.dailymail.com/debate/article-16076053/Harry-Meghan-Cotswolds-welcome-party-NADINE-DORRIES.html

This Sky piece is less obsequious about Harry and African Parks.

https://news.sky.com/story/prince-harry-steps-down-from-board-of-wildlife-charity-ahead-of-return-to-uk-with-meghan-13576743

Well she would have found it hard. She couldn't be bothered to find out about the family she was marrying into and the rules and protocol they live by so why would she have bothered to learn anything about the history and culture of the UK