Things you know they'll say (and things you wish they'd say) in the WillKat wedding commentary

[GeraldineMumsnet]

If you're planning a marathon royal-wedding-watching TV sesh, with tea/biscuits/gin [delete as nec] to fortify you, we'd like your predictions about what the commentators will definitely say and what they almost certainly won't (unless they've been on the gin, too).

TIA and a slice of wedding cake to all contributors.

A Royal Wedding bingo game, now there's a thought...watch this space

And the thought uppermost in the Queen's mind on this proud day will of course be 'Please God don't let them shag anybody else'

A commoner! Queen Victoria thrashing around in her grave and very much not amused having produced all that bloodstock.

I would like someone to announce a just cause or impediment at the requisite moment. The poor girl will be much happier with a commoner.

"Kiss Me Kate"

(on the balcony)

Excruciating detail on the rank and decorations on Princes William and Harry's uniforms.

Corgi bridesmaids? Please.
Reference to William's ex- gfs
Copious mention of Harry and Chelsy being next?
Union jack knickers under the dress?

ROFL @"And there is the groom, sporting a toupe from Elton John's collection"

'...and why did they declare this day a bank holiday? didn't they realise that they'd be inviting rain to the wedding day?'

DP suggests

"and to mark the occasion, William and Kate have had matching commemorative tattoos"

OOOOH the excitement! Royal Superfan books place on pavement 3 days before wedding - this was predicted some pages ago, no?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1380634/Royal-wedding-2011-Superfan-stakes-early-claim-bag-prime-spot.html

Omg did u see the guy with them tattooed on his teeth some people are just mad!