Prison Dramas, Bands and Ouija Boards - the Excellent Cats audition, sing and plot

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Our feline overlords have so many current strings to their joint and several bows.

Auditioning for Series One of The Prison Cat, forming a band, and continuing to plot against their enemies by means of their Ouija Boards - will they even have time to sleep now?

I saved you all from a dangerous fly & you’re not even GRATEFUL!!!!

I said I wouldn’t but the fabulous @toddlerteaplease did, so I’ve backed her up.

Oh look human, someone made a mess!

@EmpressaurusKittyi completely agree. I hate that people say stupid things like "it's just one litter" "it's better for them to have one" and all that kind of shit.

Housekeeping!
😹

Oh no, look what Cat Two did!

Cat 4 is saying 'Orchids should be let loose, not kept in captivity!'

Golly what a mess! Can you use his fluffy tail as a brush to help clear up?
Hope it's dry-ish compost that is easy to clean up!
He really does look like he doesn't give a hoot and is proud of it!

Cat 4 "Wasn't me mum was just surveying the damage inflicted by others".

@Pudmyboy It was probably lashing the fluffy tail that did it

I was planning on watering my prizes so luckily the mix was dry, but it took the two of us to tackle it. Mr. AgentofthePatriarchy is now suggesting I get rid of my orchids in order to prevent a second apocalypse. Googling “Ways to nail orchid pots to window sill” now.
I am going to post the photo of the carnage on every “should I get a kitten?” thread I see.

Cat Two is in the bathroom trying to carry off my nail file.

I ended up getting upside down baskets for plant protection, @learieonthewildmoor. Is something like that realistic?

Very impressive @EmpressaurusKitty !

NMverytameF at Wisley RHS today. Sat in front of a group of people begging successfully for food.

Gizmo is watching Crown Court and Linney is watching Gizmo watching it.

(We're an equal-opportunity household)

Empress, I am thinking about something like that, but for the cats.
Just after I took the nail scissors from Cat One, Cat Two came for the nail file again.
Cat Three is my favourite cat of the day. There’s a lot to be said for cats who re scared of bathrooms.

Son of Kitty liked grabbing and killing tea towels so much that I ended up having one special one hanging where he could reach it, & one for my use on a new high up hook.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne: thank you for that captioned photo😄 I might put you on speed dial whenever I want to post it.

I am not sure that Grumpy should be leaving Lenny to answer the phone: surely Sybil is the one to do that.

Surely Sybil is the boss & shouldn’t be expected to answer the phone?

Did Gizmo enjoy Crown Court?
My brother’s collie has apparently been a TV addict since seeing a trailer for a Countryfile feature on sheepdogs.

I bet Sybil has a lovely telephone voice, and is incredibly polite and helpful. I imagine her as having an RP accent.

DS and I met a pretty NMC in the GP waiting room.

Did Gizmo enjoy Crown Court?

I suspect he's just worried that one of the episides featuring him as the defendant will be shown.