Prison Dramas, Bands and Ouija Boards - the Excellent Cats audition, sing and plot

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Our feline overlords have so many current strings to their joint and several bows.

Auditioning for Series One of The Prison Cat, forming a band, and continuing to plot against their enemies by means of their Ouija Boards - will they even have time to sleep now?

Hello Nance and Bella. Welcome 💕

Hello Nance! She definitely looks like an excellent cat.

Excellent neat paws there from Nance. 🐾

Welcome @BellaPommefritio!

Not Nancy BlackCat by any chance?

Good evening Bella & Nance. 😁

Thanks for the welcome, she's not named after Nancy Blackcat (good guess though)- when I re-homed her and her brother 14 years ago, they were Sid and Nancy but he got hit by a car sadly after only a year. He was affectionate and daft, and she was more or less feral. I spent 18 months patiently socialising her and now she's asleep on my shoulder most nights!

That’s very sad about Sid - sounds as if you’ve done a wonderful job with Nance though!

Warm welcome to Bella and Nance.

Wedgwood still having great fun with the slowly diminishing wrapping paper pile ..... shall I leave til New Year 🤔

Hello Bella and Nance. Always good to get new Excellent cats joining us.

Hello Bella and Nance.
Very cute cat!

Christmas decorations aren’t supposed to turn into goblins until 6 Jan. So technically I think that means Wedgwood should get to keep the paper until then.

Welcome Bella and Nance! We need lots of pictures

Bella and Nance sounds like a posh brand of cat food! 😆

Several threads back there were plans for a stag trip to Ljubljana, where I think most of the boys expected to get arrested, & a hen trip to Kitty’s cousin’s home in Tuscany for general relaxation, lizard chasing & tree climbing. I don’t think we ever established for sure who was getting married, but the groom might have been Gizmo.

Kitty wants to know if the girls would like to visit outer space instead. She promises her UFO is bigger on the inside.

Kitty wants to know if the girls would like to visit outer space instead. She promises her UFO is bigger on the inside.

I don't think The Stray can be bothered to leave her heated blanket at the moment (until Spring) but I'm more than happy to check out Kitty's UFO. I can bring snacks and scritches 👀

She says can you be responsible for Lick-e-lix, @Pixiedust1234?

Fred says he'll share his new favourite toy if Kitty will share her UFO. His has a feather that comes out of the holes randomly. He doesn't like the moving butterfly on the top cause it goes a bit fast and scares him.

And as usual I forgot the photo.

Well, Kitty likes the look of the toy, but she was a bit doubtful about letting the boys come because she doesn’t want them all ending up in an alien jail.

Fred is a very good boy and doesn't cause any trouble. Well, unless there are strings of lights. The other boys are too busy getting high on catnip and falling asleep together.

Thinking about it, if anyone does want a fight they could be dropped off at the Dog Star.

Herbie wants to stay put right now after his cattery experience.
Unless the planet they go to has unlimited cat food!

Matilda wants to know what the UFO does before she signs up for any interplanetary experiences.

Sybil will join in but will fight anyone (and win) who comes between her and the lick-e-lix.
Lenny is just looking forward to arguing with everybody. 😁

Kitty wants to see if the moon is made of cheese and what the two big fish in Pisces taste like.

But she’s starting to think it might be easier to just take her mates.