Prison Dramas, Bands and Ouija Boards - the Excellent Cats audition, sing and plot

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Our feline overlords have so many current strings to their joint and several bows.

Auditioning for Series One of The Prison Cat, forming a band, and continuing to plot against their enemies by means of their Ouija Boards - will they even have time to sleep now?

I wondered if it was a threat of the likely outcome.

The very same!
Hahaha

Actually, it's because I've told the dementia choirs that Frosty the Snowman is currently in jail, for refusing to obey the traffic cop, who told him to stop. But Frosty paid no attention to the officer, and was duly arrested.

We're hoping that Rudolf will be successful in obtaining the services of a top-notch barrister.

That picture was to demonstrate that you come to a bad end if you don't do what you're told, even if you're a fictitious snowman who has a catchy song written about him.

Ooh you'll never guess!

The actress Sarah Lawson, who played the third prison governor in Within these Walls, has appeared in the dock in Crown Court, charged with arson.

You'd think she'd have known better.

Did she burn down the prison?

There’s a thread about the beautiful signs of children in people’s homes. How about the beautiful signs of cats in our homes?

There’s an extended & probably still extending complex of cat trees in my living room, & a maroon jumper that I left on the sofa is now tabby-coloured.

How about the beautiful signs of cats in our homes?
Litter tray
Feeding area
Threadbare carpets
Shredded chair legs
Fur on every surface
Surprise moist Molly's Mice turning up where you'd least expect them.

Will these do?

I am with my Dad and am having cuddles from NMD Elsa.

Just seen this- it made me laugh. Title is "fully charged"

Sounds about right!

I went onto Facebook to find Felix the cat - ok he is hilarious I agree! I also discovered Freddie and the bag I think he is called? The black cat who always starts his stories with 'Dear Diary' and ends with 'I soldier on'. I highly recommend!
He either lives with someone proficient on AI or an excellent journalist.

I will have to look for Freddie.
I would love to compile Felix's words of the day!

I should have read the rest of the thread first. I was looking for a camouflaged Linney in the snowman photo 🙄😂

Did she burn down the prison?

No, she burned down her ex-husband's house.
🤣

She should have got an award, not 14 years in Fulchester Prison.

My cousin burned down Barbara Cartland's house, many years ago.

He was a supporter of the SNP and greatly disapproved of posh, rich English people having holiday homes in the Highlands, which they only inhabited in the summer months.

Ms. Cartland and her family were in England when my cousin did it.

Shades of the Welsh Nationalists from my youth.

Trouble is they burned down my father's best mate's factory as they thought mate was English, whereas his parents had been Welsh. He'd brought his company to Wales rather than anywhere else to help solve Welsh unemployment - would have cost him less to start it up elsewhere. He even had a very Welsh surname! Their "Nationalistic" behaviour put about 100 local Welsh people out of work in an area desperate for jobs.

Bloody hell Allergic! That's awful.

THIS THREAD is going predictably badly for the luckless OP.

I blame Grumpy.

@TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne you are very bad 🤣🤣🤣

Aye.

You started it.

<<<sticks tongue out at Grumpy>>>

I have been out for my birthday soirée tonight with my family. I thought you may appreciate my shirt (which matches the colour scheme of some of my tattoos).

Much alcohol has been quaffed and plenty of good food has been eaten. I feel like Monty Python's Mr Creosote!

Happy birthday @RumNotRun!

Happy birrhday @RumNotRun.
I assume you avoided the final wafer thin mint so you didn't actually explode? 🤣

I was offered a piece of chocolate covered ginger but decided not to risk it 😁

You clearly have better self control than me when it comes to chocolate covered ginger. I'd definitely have risked exploding for that 🤣