Chez Ollie - "Give me your tired, your paw, your purring masses..." - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time, apologies to the Statue of Liberty.

Old thread here. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4289202-Chez-Ollie-The-Not-My-Cats-of-many-colours-edition-All-welcome?msgid=110167942#110167942

I visited my brother on Friday and met his cat, who gave me a filthy look, just like Ollie.

The cat was happy to receive strokes, scent marked me and was even happy to have a couple of belly rubs.

Then he walked off and rolled onto his front, so I stroked him.

He rolled onto his back, I gave him a couple of belly rubs and he attacked, with such speed, he took me by surprise. I walked away bleeding.

Lovely looking black cat, though. 😳

KITTENZ!!!! Both perfect and delicious.

Both kittens are so wonderful, they have been using their litter tray (or attempting too, their aim is a bit rubbish but they are trying ), rampaging around the living room chasing each other and now they are both snoring on my chest whilst I lay on the sofa! These are our first cats and I loves them so much!

That ginger kitten is mine, sorry for the mistake. Please send him ASAP ❤️🙈

I am home from Harry Potter!! Ollie is VERY happy

Absence makes the heart grow fonder! I hope it was a good day out.

Oh wow Queen, that looks amazing!

@luvabellawilleatme - li'l itty bitty pretty kitties!!! 🥰

Make me think of this though 😂

@Gingernaut - your post made me laugh and wince simultaneously.

Those kittens are adorable but I'm going to be an outlier and say I need the black one, not the ginger one.

The cat eclipse was cute.

That is so weird! We got them on Halloween and the little ginger one is called Pumpkin and my son has named the little black kitten Eclipse 😁

@Gingernaut Ollie is very good at facial expressions but absolutely no danger of claws or biting
If he accidentally claws me then he cries

Morticia has become very fussy but only when I’m sleeping. Not sure if she’s planning on smothering me in my sleep so she can eat me 😂😂

JUST STOP MESSING ABOUT AND FEED US NOW! 🙀

Aaah, a grumpy family pawtrait

Where's TC?

Oh Grumpy, what a perfect portrait.

The Three Graces.

Grumpy Does one of them take on the role of spokesmog and do the majority of the meowing to get your attention? Or is a cacophony of mewling voices of you're not quick enough with the food bowls?

With my gang of five I have two principle shouters and the occasional harrying yip from one of the boys. Girl cat would never stoop so low as to actually shout for her dinner, but she might nip your ankles.

They definitely all shout!

I like Sybil's strategic positioning.

Paws is supervising the heating engineer
Ollie is asleep

Heating Engineers are VIPs to cats!

He's so funny he kept peering around the corner and trying to creep closer
Ollie "paws WTF you doing? It's a man. I'm going back to sleep"

Could’ve been worse though, “oh another man? That’s 3 this week”

Capn kicked over a stool this morning and screamed cos I was at risk of serving second brekker a minute late.

He's resting now. I've superglued the stool.

Resting sweetly after armpit massage.

Don’t ask me where the mag pic came from.