Capn's in disgrace for hassling Havelock.
I won't have it. They were both chiling out in the garden - Havelock's garden - and it all went High Noon.
Capn hissed!
I hobbled out (Fluffy you were dead right, I ruptured that tendon exactly as DH did it says the physio) and had to retrieve my pet via bottlebrush tail.
He's had a bit of steak and a cuddle, but he knows I think it's not cricket.