Chez Ollie - "Give me your tired, your paw, your purring masses..." - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time, apologies to the Statue of Liberty.

Old thread here. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4289202-Chez-Ollie-The-Not-My-Cats-of-many-colours-edition-All-welcome?msgid=110167942#110167942

Yes, he’ll milk it for all it’s worth. Massive good luck for tomorrow- human HR are rank amateurs compared to a feline manager. You’ll sail through.

Tell him it’s all dhs fault. Always worked for me.

Thanks for all your loveliness everyone - it makes all the difference, gets us both through the slightly dodgy moments.

Capn is watching telly peacefully. Sofa, snack, occasional ear tickle.

Next door.

I ended up with 2 cats on my bed last night one each side of me. Didn’t know they were there until I woke up trapped and enduring an enhanced night sweat 😂😂

I overslept. Woke up at lunch time to Ollie glaring and paws on the bench looking very confused as to why the window was still shut

The captains got his paws so far under that table. What does Havelock make of it all?

@swampytiggaa

I ended up with 2 cats on my bed last night one each side of me. Didn’t know they were there until I woke up trapped and enduring an enhanced night sweat 😂😂

Yes. I had a pair of earmuffs last night.

Who needs a weighted blanket when you have cats? Obviously you need the correct number of cats for the right weight of blanket - one Maine Coon would be equivalent to three Ollies.

Just and TCN would have the heaviest-weighted blankies! :)

They’d be both be dead from overheating.

Puddy bear was not impressed with me getting into the bed with her at midnight.

Off to the VET at 6pm. Not only will tea be late but he is fast asleep and I'll have to wake him up
Claw clip, steroid jab and ear check

How was work @YesItsMeIDontCare? Is Leroy happy to see you.

@Justonedayatatime11

Chicken is in the oven, needs to be taken out and someone doesn't want to move... if I try she's going to shred me

A polka dot cat!

@Fluffycloudland77 - Not to bad thank you, bit of a shock to the system though!

Got home 20 minutes ago, already in jeans and out with His Lordship 😁 I got a lovely welcome home though 🥰

Ollie got a rave review from the vet. He just sat there sadly while they clipped his claws and he said he was in the top 10% of cats to claw clip
He made up for that by chucking up all the way home

Paws broke in while I was in the bath
I could tell it was paws because I could hear the crunching noise of food over the bath running and my music playing
Plus I got out the bath to find the bin bag overturned and all the cat food gone. Ollie was snoring...

I too woke up to find myself the filling in a cat sandwich last night. I had to decide which of the snoring kitties to move so I could get out and go to the bathroom.

We had a break in here.

4am, terrifying yowling to wake the dead. It did - I was passed out knackered but staggered into sitting room thinking Capn was snuffing it.

Capn peacefully under chaise longue, blinked at me, bleary but alive. Back to bed.

Out of bed like a rocket 10 secs later to see Capn and ThatGingerAndWhiteBastard from up the road squaring up to each other in the sitting room!

‘OMG.

NMC.

F OFF’ yowled Capn.

GAWB shot out of the kitchen window. Too much in a hurry to converse further.

He left a huge claw on my cashmere throw. Bastard. His calling card of evil!

Me and Capn crawled back into bed and after only two full meals and a bit of cheese Capn felt secure enough to kip through to midday.

TC’s got relations. GAWB is very beautiful, very naughty and devoid of shame.

The Claw of Depravity.

I’ve just tried to take a pic of Capn the Hero but he’s watching telly with Havelock next door. #hypocrite

Oh that must’ve worried you it was another heart attack. You need a flat cat screen for that window so he can’t get in at night.

You can take it off in the day so he can visit Havelock. Hypocrite indeed.

Bastard blotchy ginger bugger menacing my helpless little extra-sensitive prince.

Capn loved it. Tbh the cardiac event risk was mostly mine.

I’ve looked at a flat cat screen this very day, will go back for it tomorrow.

I should laugh but helpless little Prince had me snort so I frightened Ollie

@Papergirl1968

I too woke up to find myself the filling in a cat sandwich last night. I had to decide which of the snoring kitties to move so I could get out and go to the bathroom.

I had a dog on one side and two cats on the other.

It was the dog that moved.

Poor little lad.