Chez Ollie - "Give me your tired, your paw, your purring masses..." - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time, apologies to the Statue of Liberty.

Old thread here. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4289202-Chez-Ollie-The-Not-My-Cats-of-many-colours-edition-All-welcome?msgid=110167942#110167942

Spatchcock cat!.

It’s not on @Supersimkin2 she’s just very suspicious of the 4.5ft wide spider we have on the ceiling. She checks it’s still there whenever our bedroom doors open. Even dreamies can’t persuade her.

I'm just here for the photos. We have cats who have adopted us on a shared care basis but actually belong to a neighbour. I can't post photos as they aren't my cats (even if they think they are) but I'm sure at least one will be along soon now that the curtains are open and will demand love and attention.

Tired boy today.

Oh Leroy! The Black Prince at rest after his labours.

When new job start?

I get ya Fluffy. Mr C loathed fans too: summer fun knew no bounds. Arachnophobia, innit.

Any more of those treats human? And don't be stingy

New job starts at the end of September. I've got to do 2 weeks full time and DH is already in a flap about how Leroy's going to cope!

I once asked for Caternity Leave at work. They didn't think it was funny. Leroy will be fine, not that he'll tell you that.

You could always get a pet camera set up so you can talk to him.

Then ‘Life and Times of Leroy’ would be a YouTube sensation, picked up by Amazon as new series ‘Leroy’s People’ where he goes out and about with his mic. ‘Wit and Wisdom of Leroy’, supermarket No 1 paperback, pays the rent for ages.

‘Expensive fur’ becomes the teen slang for anything dope/cool/fab.

Given the photo shoot he did yesterday with DS you could probably add modelling to that list too 😂 The Catnip Chic look. (Anyone of a certain vintage will get that reference!)

I'll suggest it - once he gets his head out of the catnip.

That catnip rider would break any TV company. Even Jeff Bezos would struggle to
meet the cost.

Paws has just arrived again. He must really like those treats

He looks so happy these days.

I reckon he will be staying over again when it starts getting colder

He reckons, too. Presidential Suite at the NMC Hotel.

Not my cat. In my kids' tent.

Still not my cat. Apparently reading Harry Potter at the top of my stairs.

He looks so much like your Bertie.

I know, it's uncanny 😢

Ollieeeee get off me
Twice in one day

There's always lots of mutual sniffing going on between my cats.

Ollie sniffs poor paws tail all the time

Even Jeff Bezos would struggle to
meet the cost. - I actually bought out catnip off Amazon 😁

Nice to see Paws back NMC, weather must be changing 🌧

I put some Barbie dolls in a cardboard box to go to some young children in the family. And threw a laptop bag on top to prevent the dog mutilating them.
Matt climbed in, declared it the Best Bed Ever and went fast asleep!

Well I’ve had a Puddha sized bollocking today already. She didn’t come down for breakfast so I thought must be full from biscuits.

Big mistake. Huge.

An outraged Puddy has now had breakfast. She’ll be bringing it up at my performance review.