Chez Ollie - "Give me your tired, your paw, your purring masses..." - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time, apologies to the Statue of Liberty.

Old thread here. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4289202-Chez-Ollie-The-Not-My-Cats-of-many-colours-edition-All-welcome?msgid=110167942#110167942

Lenny demands first post on the new thread

This is the lady v Isabella on me, I'm wearing an 18

@NotMyCat

This is the lady v Isabella on me, I'm wearing an 18

Ooooh love that!

Thanks @TheLongRider

Lenny! Love ya longtime, you sable-furred charmer.

Paw detail.

Hello Lenny! Here’s my lovely girl flaunting what she’s got 😻

Three suppers containing Pill flushed down loo. I think Capn got the point when I slammed around the kitchen crossly.

Will report on success of Agatha Christied ‘specially mixed’ corned beef.

If that doesn’t work it’s Go Cat till one of crumbles.

Good shot, NMC. I sat there thinking ‘nice, but what’s she put the model pic up for…’

IQ of an ant, me.

Have you got any fish paste or meat paste? @Supersimkin2?.

It’s not posh, doubt m&s sell it.

Ooh shiny new thread!

That dress looks amazing on you NMC. And I love the photo of Cap'n's paws.

@Supersimkin2
Those paws

I believe you are referring to roasted salmon pate and rillettes, Fluffy. M&S do little darling Kilner jars of each seasonally.

Not seen Shippams bloater paste elbowing out the tiny handcrafted pastries and artisanal deli treats for some reason.

@Supersimkin2 those paws look suspiciously identical to Cheddars!

You look lovely, @NotMyCat!

Gorgeous kitty photos! Suspiciously, nothing of TC...

Ooh Rillettes 😻.

I furminated the Pudster last night and got a tennis sized ball of fur out. Clump of black fur on the kitchen floor this morning. I will win the battle of the fur eventually. She was very fussy this morning so it must feel a little better.

Alfonso I did update TC's own thread yesterday - but I try to stop him straying too far.

Having said that. I made a couple of serious tactical errors last night. Seeing if ours wanted to come in at bedtime I shook a dreamies packet outside. TC appeared like a rocket from nowhere.

Error #1 - I ended up picking up Basil because his entrance was blocked by TC. See photo for the result (accidentally strafed by Basil's back leg).
Error # 2 - I may (despite multiple protestations by DW) have given TC four dreamies because I felt sorry for him. .

The dress looks magnificent I wouldn't of thought it an 18. I'm not sure if I've posted this picture before but this is the latest addition to my cat dresses. It has a panther on it

Sorry, @Grumpyoldpersonwithcats! I didn't see your post. (I hope it's clear I'm joking; I would be horrified if my posts came across as unpleasant.)

And your arm and poor Basil.

I can see Mrs Grumpy’s point of view. You’ve got to rate His powers of manipulation that even after breaking into your house & fighting with your own cats you felt sorry for him..

Ollie does like to scare me (he's actually fully asleep and dreaming)

The sparrowhawk Mika mangled last week has just been back to my garden and bought me a very unwanted gift. There's now a very mangled and bloody pigeon in the middle of the lawn. You'd think this bird would avoid my cats!

I hope it's clear I'm joking

Absolutely - I assume that nobody is serious about TC's shenanigans . I do rememember being told off once for being completely irresponsible as a result of a posted photograph though.
The photo was of my neighbour's cat (TC) asleep in my neighbour's house, on his indoor swimming pool cover and that was MY responsibility???

Hello shiny new thread!

Leroy looking... broken?

@YesItsMeIDontCare

I have a broken Leroy lookalike this morning

Extra Dreamies all round for healing.