Cat chat thread the umpteenth - the Café is open all welcome

[TheLongRider]

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4114520-cat-chat-thread-we-ve-lost-count

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God no!!! I now have to try and bleach that image from my mind 😱

Walter dribbled into my ear this morning. That is all. 🤢

Morticia is going to kill me. I put her in the bonnet again 😭😭

Death stare! I'd run from that look.....

Are you tired of life?.

@YesItsMeIDontCare here is the wee stinky assed asshole cat 🤣 don't be fooled, she's a money! This is keeko

Monkey! Not money 🤦🏻‍♀️

@Fluffycloudland77

Are you tired of life?.

I think I actually might be 😂😂

@AlfonsoTheTerrible mine is doing exactly that

Keeko doesn't appreciate my excellent rendition of "shallow" by lady gaga! She's now by the front door wailing to get out! (She's a house cat lol)

Hah, @QueenPaw! My old cat was also all-black...

@Fluffycloudland77 I think he wrote the darned manual. Or he would have if he hadn't have been so thick.

Uh oh, Morticia is Planning Things.

@ReginaaPhalange - Keeko's beautiful! How on Earth can you accuse such a little poppet of being an asshole. Other than the fact that all cats are assholes 😂

Is she genuinely stinky though? Leroy's arse is absolutely toxic if he eats Whiskas, not so evil on Felix As Good As It Looks Doubly Delicious and god help you if you pick the wrong Felix.

Anyone starting a collection for flowers for swampy's funeral? In the shape of a small bonnet perhaps?

@YesItsMeIDontCare she just has toxic silent but extremely deadly farts when she has the lick-e-lix lol!

Gomez loves to fart right after she has snuggled onto my lap. Plus I have a shredded thigh from her launching herself at the window to threaten the birds that come in the garden. I don’t love her at all sometimes

Morticia's face!
I'd sleep with one eye open if I was Swampy...

Morticia in her bonnet looks like an illustration from one of Beatrix Potter's darker stories.

The Cherokee name for the spring months is Windy Moon, suggesting their 500 AD shaman prophets foresaw this thread rather more accurately than one would imagine.

Capn waited till I’d had a lovely fragrant bath, shut all the windows and nipped in for an early night before launching weapons grade diarrhoea. He stank the place out so badly it took an hour of gale blasting through the flat so the neighbours don’t complain.

I was lucky this morning. Leroy saved his enormous stinky poo for 1 minute before I left for work. DH had to deal with it 😂.

To be fair I then had to go and deal with 200 teenagers so I'm not sure who got the better deal...

I accidentally shut keeko in the kitchen the other day (utility room door was open where litter tray is) but when I came home I was still greeted with a dirty protest in the middle of the kitchen floor!

Nb, I never ever close the kitchen door so god knows why I did this time.

I was also binge watching some awful trashy tv last night and she just swaggers up to me and swipes at me and bites me then dashed off to her bed!!

[quote ReginaaPhalange]@YesItsMeIDontCare she just has toxic silent but extremely deadly farts when she has the lick-e-lix lol! [/quote]
Oh dear. Friend has left some lick-e-lix to be given to DD's DCat. Do you think I should warn DD?

Sadly because of lockdown, I shall have to rebuild a friendship with DDDCat from the beginning again. Though she vanishes all day now that spring is in the air.

@YesItsMeIDontCare who did you genocide in a previous life to deserve 200 teens?

Dearie me, Capn is still a bit pop-put. I flung the balcony door open. A bird dropped dead out of the sky.

Lamb burger. Just a tip, cat lovers.

@Supersimkin2 - I wish I knew! Is it weird that I actually really like my job... 🤦🏼‍♀️

Nah, some of us just win this life with our ruthlessly sunny natures and pet support