Cat chat thread the umpteenth - the Café is open all welcome

[TheLongRider]

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4114520-cat-chat-thread-we-ve-lost-count

Nope, too warm and light for all that sleep nonsense when there's parties to be at
I suspect when it gets cold again he will

Not. My. Cat

😂😂😂 How many is that now Queen?

So far he's brought me
Paws
Limpy
Mouse
A black and white kitten
Evil black Tom cat
This new black cat
A fluffy Maine ginger type
Next door but one black and white cat

I think that's it

Ollie's advertising you on the Kitternet.

Queenpaw you really are a not my cat magnet.

I can imagine Ollie telling his mates, "Come and meet my mama. She loves cats! And she serves yummy food. Follow me, guys!"

He's at the window whinging to go out. Fat chance, I'll have half his mates in here wanting food
Paws is now refusing wet food and dry because why would he eat that when there's dreamies in the cupboard

Where the dreamies human?

So far he's brought me
Paws
Limpy
Mouse
A black and white kitten
Evil black Tom cat
This new black cat
A fluffy Maine ginger type
Next door but one black and white cat

Which was the one we called 'Balls' for a while?

@YetAnotherSpartacus evil black one

Oh dear, I didn't know that Balls was evil... :(

My cat is seriously unimpressed by the vile weather, for which she holds me entirely responsible.

My old cat used to go outside, get soaked, come back inside and demand to be dried off only to go outside and get soaked...

These muppets are quite keen on getting wet

@AlfonsoTheTerrible he’s read the manual, he knows that’s the right thing to do.

Ours did the same. It’s all “me” time.

@Justonedayatatime11 that Siamese kitty is all grown up! Lovely to see you back here.

@QueenPaw if you ever open a cat cafe, we'll all come along and volunteer. I took my Mum to one last year, she can't have a cat in her retirement accommodation and absolutely loved it.

Congrats to @Grumpyoldpersonwithcats , @Allergictoironing and everyone else who has had good news lately.

@Justonedayatatime11 they are amazing! Walter likes to sit in the bath too.

@QueenPaw are you sure Ollie's not pressed Invite on his FB? PAWPARTY AT MINE TONITE MUM'S COOL

@Justonedayatatime11 the sheer sweetness of bath and ball.

The weather's so awful Capn's taught himself to shut the window.

@Defiantly41 'if you ever open a cat cafe,'

That ship's sailed. love.

Joining!! Can I just say while I adore my cat, she is an asshole! Such a demanding, grumpy, stinky assed wee bitch!! She answers back, chews everything and won't stop begging for food (you'd think we starved her! The vet says she's right at the top of the heathy weight scale..) but when she comes up and snuggles up to me all night, she's the perfect wee beast..... until the morning when she's back in asshole mode

We’re with you all the way sweetheart.

Can we have a picture of the demanding, grumpy, stinky assed wee bitch? It's kinda compulsory... 😁

Don't worry. I absolutely adore my chap but he is seriously a nightmare sometimes. I've always told DH that if he ever treats me the way Leroy does I'll divorce him and go for an injunction 😂

Hopefully, you don't take your DH for walks on a lead though.

Although I do know that it takes all kinds.