Go away Hooman

[Toddlerteaplease]

The Hooman has been home for 3 days. She says she's under house arrest.
But snorg and I have very important cat things to do. How can we do it with her under paw? Are we being unreasonable, to want her to go away. And she sits in my favourite on the sofa. It's just not fair

I feel your pain, lady hooman moved a nice pile of black, clean, folded washing this morning, that I had plans to lay my white, very fluffy, and moulting body all over!!

The only answer is to sit on the hooman until she accepts that she is now your seat. Take advantage of her and pester her for snacks at every opportunity.

Why house arrest? I hope that you are OK!

Tested positive for Covid on a random test at work. Who knew an isolated headache was a symptom of Covid. I worked all weekend spreading my bugs around. Hope the masks do work!

I'm fine. The house is having a good clear out and clean. The girls are unimpressed by my constant presence.

Do take care Toddler.

Oh, god the Hooman is now singing to me..... get her out of here.

Mine are wondering why I haven’t opened all the treats as I’m here, or gone to work and left them alone.
They wouldn’t be treats if I did and it’s half term.

Get well soon toddler!

Now, Cheddar, after everything Toddler does for you and Snorg, don't you think YAB a tad U?

Hoping you continue to feel fine, Toddler.

I hope you recover quickly @Toddlerteaplease.

Ollie says his hooman has been home FAR too long (since March) and he wants me out of his house. NOW

Can you poo on her chair? You would have the lounge to yourselves then...

I'd have the whole house to my self. My poo stinks! And I don't know how to bury it.

Make the hooman use it's opposable thumbs to get you slices of ham from the fridge. One of the only uses fur hoomans really.

Hope your pet hooman feels better soon!

She says there is no ham in the fridge!

@Toddlerteaplease

She says there is no ham in the fridge!

Outrageous dereliction of duty! Chicken?

Chicken is in the freezer!

They can have some steak tomorrow.

Get well soon Toddlerteaplease!

I hope your hooman feels better soon. Pesky Covid meaning we don't get time to ourselves.
From another feline who wants the place to himself a bit more

Have you tried making eye contact while sighing loudly?.

Your hooman must have tuna in a tin somewhere. If she says she doesn't she hasn't looked hard enough. It sounds as if hooman is in busy cleaning mood which might mean that there will be some cupboards to explore soon.

Do what I do and make this face (see pic) while doing an enormous huuffff noise 😤 makes my hooman ask what I need 😸 she then gets ham 🐾

@Drogonssmile that face! I got this one