Go away Hooman

[Toddlerteaplease]

The Hooman has been home for 3 days. She says she's under house arrest.
But snorg and I have very important cat things to do. How can we do it with her under paw? Are we being unreasonable, to want her to go away. And she sits in my favourite on the sofa. It's just not fair

Yes she did find a Tuna earlier, she says she doesn't want a repeat of Snorgs emergency shower the other day. So is going to be careful with it. She's so mean

@Drogonssmile that's a good idea.

@QueenPaws that's a mighty disapprove right there! 😾

I'm not sure what I did. Breathed too loud probably

Poor Ollie, his dignity is rather spoiled by his big shaved patch!

@Toddlerteaplease and the other shaved side plus his belly and legs

Snorg is very perplexed about the cupboard under the stairs. Usually can't get in it.

Snorg also wishes people to know, that it is her and not Cheddar who has been my shadow. She says she's been a snuggle chops when cheddar spends all day asleep on the bed.

Snorg knows what side her bread is buttered.

When dh was ill last year our departed boy spent all day asleep on the bed. In the spare room 😹. He wouldn’t move till I got home.

DDog says "why you want Hooman gone? You will worry if you can't see hooman, I like see hooman at all times. Hooman must stay home"

Both my Hooman's are home all the time at the moment. One moans when I lie on her laptop. But it's so warm.

They are so busy working that they don't communicate with each other so I ask them both to feed me. I'm getting 2 breakfasts and 2 dinners most days.

Except yesterday. So I had to attack one of them on the stairs.

So I had to attack one of them on the stairs.

It was the only course of action left open to you.

@uggmum that was perfectly justified, you might have starved to death..

@Toddlerteaplease
I am going to lie on the sky box and cover the little light with my fluffy tail. The remote control won't work and they won't dare to move my tail

Omg, cuteness overload. Especially with that tongue blep.

All these photos are gorgeous. Ok, accusatory but gorgeous.

Hope you're feeling better soon Toddler. Even if only not to be impinging on the daily routines of those poor long suffering felines.

Snorg has good camouflage. Wouldn't see her in the cupboard if her eyes were shut.

My dad asked me why I'd sent him a picture of a carpet shampooer. I had to point out Snorg was in the picture. She's really surprised me by being my shadow this week. She's been very vocal and very snuggly. It's been lovely.

Hallelujah, the Hooman has gone out. Me and Snorg can do our cat fings in peace now.

Did they give you £20 and tell you not to hurry back?.

My dm swears she only got sent to Sunday school to give her parents time alone. She went to the park instead.

Something like that!

Cheddar actually behaving like a cat!

Toddler - how are you?

Had both girls sitting in my knee at the same time the other day!

Oh dear, Cheddar looks a bit menacing there!

Hmm. She's about as menacing as a marshmallow.