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Newboy: sequel that's better than the original

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Lanaorana2 · 30/08/2017 10:06

Executive decision by Mr C.

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cozietoesie · 22/09/2017 09:28

I went into Club Tropicana this morning and found him on the radiator bed that Postie brought him. Smile

Last night, though, I came into my bedroom and found him on the bed again. He was given three Dreamiest for that and although his courage ran out after a very short time, he came back later - after lights out - jumped up on the bed and sat down, cat couchant but paws all tucked in. He ran out of courage when I finally had to move my legs - but he was at least there. (And the electric blanket was on. Grin)

Ollivander84 · 22/09/2017 09:47

Grin I seem to remember a post earlier about him never being likely to use the radiator bed... good boy!

cozietoesie · 22/09/2017 10:17

I'll confess that I changed its position to one of the lower-height radiators in the room. Wink Still...........

Lanaorana2 · 22/09/2017 10:21

NEWBOY HAS LANDED!!!!

One small step for for cat, a giant leap for mankind

Get shot of that electric blanket in Club tropicana at night, you don't need competition at this point.

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Lanaorana2 · 22/09/2017 10:26

GrinGrinThat has completely made my day. Massive congrats to you both. GrinGrin

Now all you need to do C is to spend the next week fully awake all night, shallow breathing, all limbs rigid, mummfied beneath the electric blanket, wondering if you dare brush the lone cat hair off your noseawsqqssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssxddd+

Sorry, Mr C sends congrats as well, as you can see. GrinGrin

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cozietoesie · 22/09/2017 10:29

It's huge for him, I suspect. I know he slept by himself but I received the impression that he wasn't allowed in bed at any time. It's a big step, therefore. Much courage required.

NoSquirrels · 22/09/2017 10:46

Oh HOW wonderful! And just in time for the colder weather. Obviously your slightly tough love about shutting him in CT for his indiscretions worked, and he's figured out better to be with you. 😻

RubbishMantra · 22/09/2017 13:21

Oh, he loves you cozie, and he's starting to show it! This is all new for him, so he's not sure how to proceed. Your joint story is like a gentle tale of courtship (with added urine though).

Little M on the front cover you say, Lana? Grin It should be Mr. C though, surely, as you and he came up with the idea. Re. the intellectual property thing - perhaps setting up an email address for people to send photographs to, with a small caption? I'd be happy to help with the admin and setting it up if you like. Smile

cozietoesie · 22/09/2017 15:03

I'd drop a quick email to MNHQ asking for the 'need to's and 'need not to's. I suspect they'd be very helpful. Smile

cozietoesie · 22/09/2017 15:09

PS - and if the front cover is of Mr C, it absolutely needs to be a picture of him doing some 'personal' grooming. There are so many wonderful cats on this board that there needs to be a very high standard of picture. (I.m thinking of - at least - a couple of truly......abandoned poses from the past plus ASBO and the toilet paper and that wonderful picture which a poster put up of a senior (black) cat kissing a kitten in a window. Smile

Justchillaxing · 22/09/2017 15:30

That's great! He stayed on the bed with you in it?! A big step for him! It's just the beginning though Smile

Lanaorana2 · 22/09/2017 15:46

Right, looks like we have an editorial board...MCL publishers is born.

C it's ok I know my IP law. As does JK. Pic suggestions perfect.
M thanks but halfway to doing this as I type, no worries for now.

There is only room for 13 pix due to the nature of the 12-month year we live in, plus front cover. Guaranteed tears at Xmas, can we think of a way round. Each cal costs a tenner, is that ok. I think that's all the costs, I will pay for Fluffy's as obv asbo gets a free copy. He will want to give it to MIL, I expect. Grin

Unless we want to print 50,000 :) in which case we can ship them from China at about 5p each :).

Please tell me I am not the only person beyond tempted to give one to everyone I know for Xmas as revenge for insufficient thanks/non-reciprocated gifts over the years. :) And people who don't include Mr C in their Xmas cards :)

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cozietoesie · 22/09/2017 15:46

For about 10 minutes. Then I had to move my legs and his courage ran out. Still.........,,,Smile

Lanaorana2 · 22/09/2017 15:47

Mr C does not want to be on the cover. He finds media appearances very last year.

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cozietoesie · 22/09/2017 15:52

Might I suggest the picture of The Kiss then? (I wish I could remember the poster who put it up.)

Fluffycloudland77 · 22/09/2017 16:08

Asbo is an anti social little so & so who thinks all other cats should be exterminated. He would only wee on it. Mil has told us previously "not everyone's as fascinated with him as you are" Shock

Also he's forsaken me for the radiator bed. This would be less galling if the radiator was actually turned on but it's stone cold.

Well 10 minutes is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Maybe tonight he'll try again.

Ollivander84 · 22/09/2017 16:10

Ollie says he will do his best ribbon face

Lanaorana2 · 22/09/2017 16:58

Olli's in there, all right. Fluffy we can't publish a definitive reference work of important cats and not have asbo. It would be like publishing a guide to prime ministers and leaving out Lloyd George.

(I know the editor who did that, by the way. Only one person noticed, an OAP from Aberystwith.)

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Fluffycloudland77 · 22/09/2017 17:06

That's the Welsh for you.

Justchillaxing · 22/09/2017 17:32

I have a lot of pics of my beautiful boys, but am obviously not a regular poster. But if you're stuck for photos (lol) I'm happy to join in Grin

Mightybanhammer · 22/09/2017 18:25
Grin Though not a regular either, so no offence if not used! Meet Mr T, my lord and master.
Newboy: sequel that's better than the original
Lanaorana2 · 22/09/2017 20:06

Now that's a face for an inside front - I think it should be first come, first served, with the exception of the Kiss by special request.

All hell's broken loose here. Just had to get police escort to buy fags. Someone was murdered just before lunch, lavishly, on the front door. Stabbing. Cordons, v nice police, road closed, bus evacuated, etc. Really oddly, it hasn't been in the press at all. Mr C kipped through the whole thing and has only woken because the foxes sense something and are howling in the garden.

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cozietoesie · 22/09/2017 20:26

I used to live, while in London, in sight of a major football ground. It was quite noticeable how the police used to have this unofficial code: 'local residents good, non-residents ......not so good'. They always treated us impeccably, even on match days (when they were a tad exasperated.)

Fluffycloudland77 · 22/09/2017 20:28

The cost of fags in London are a crime, no wonder you need a police escort.

Dh vapes now ALL day long. The cat and I have passive vaping.

£7.50 ish a pack here.

cozietoesie · 22/09/2017 20:32

The cat radiator bed - having been discovered - is now 'lounging place de jour'. Wink