'Her' sofa gone. Cat plotting murder!

[Toddlerteaplease]

Had my sofa collected this morning to make room for the new one that is arriving Friday. I'm sure I'm going to be murdered in my bed.

I'm afraid you are right. Ensure your will is in order and say goodbye to your loved ones. We will miss you but it's entirely your own fault

I held off buying a new one because I didn't want to upset them. And couldn't find one they could sit on the back of. Hopefully they'll be happy with the new one and all will be forgiven. Good job I've taken out the protection cover on it!!

If you'd told me two years ago I'd be putting the cats comfort before anything else, I'd have laughed at you!

Oh My. The look on her face!

Being RC, I'll pray for your immortal soul.

#prayfortoddler

That is a look of evil.....

Ginger, thanks. I'm Practicing RC too. Can you have a mass said for me please. My funeral instructions are;
Reception into cathedral the night before,
Full requiem with all the trimmings and lots of smoke. Black vestments only please

Blimey, it's a good job cats are small.

Small means they can sneak into places, Fluffy. I do hope that Toddler is not planning to use that staircase much.

Be careful going up and down the stairs . When I piss ConsensedCat off , she lays in wait and swipes me as I go down them .

Don't worry. I've dusted off my rosary.

'Twas a pleasure knowing you toddler

She's currently curled up at my feet on the recliner. Purring loudly. She's always ignored anyone who's sat in it before so hopefully she'll be ok with the new sofa.

She's a black cat, she's just waiting on the stairs until darkness falls and renders her invisible. It'll look like an accident when they find your broken necked remains...

no doubt she'll blame it on her slightly brainless sister!

All she has to do is close her eyes, you have been warned! This is mine appearing magically in the old bread oven after I'd spent half the morning looking for him!

Also RC. Rattling my rosary for you Toddler.

Have you had your last rights?

You're doomed!

Am seeing my Parish Priest tomorrow. Will get him to give me them just incase. ( that's if I survive the night) or I could get my archbishop friend to give me them over FaceTime! Managed to turn him into a fully fledged cat daddy. My work on earth is done!!

Bye!

Another practicing RC here - have you been to confession? You could also ask St Gertrude to put in a good word for you (patron saint of cats). OTOH maybe a fish supper would be in order, it is Friday tomorrow.

not been since July. Oops. Didn't know that St Gertrude is the patron of cats. As I got them from St Francis Persian rescue, I might try him!!

Tomorrow is Thursday!

Ohh so it is