What's the most embarrassing thing your dog has done

[Allelbowsandtoes]

This morning my dog raided the bin after I left for work. I hasn't realised DP had emptied the bathroom bin into the kitchen bin.

Our dog sitter had to clean up my used tampons that the dog had been chewing on.

Please someone make me feel better 😭

(Kitchen bin now removed permanently and we have a tiny bin on the kitchen counter where the hound can't reach. Dog sitter has been profusely apologised to)

OMG OP! 😱

I can't beat that!

We had friends staying recently and our little dog decided to curl up partly on their pillow as they slept. When our friend woke up, my dog had started bleeding on their pillow due to being in heat! 😬

Hahaha that's hilarious 😂
Dogs are lucky we love them so much because they are outrageous sometimes.

Many years ago I had a little dog that wee'd on somebodies picnic while we were on the beach. [It was a dog friendly beach so lots of loose dogs around] I was so embarrased!

Taken an almighty dump in the middle of a football field. While a game was in progress.

I'm sure I've seen a youtube clip of a dog running around the house during a family gathering with a massive dildo in its mouth! 😆

Peed on a chihuahua in the park.
Got into a parked up police car and French kissed the driver.
Farted with excitement when the Ocado delivery man bent down to stroke her.

Not all the same day, thankfully.

All the ones in this thread are brilliant but your dog sounds particularly bad 😂

Similar! She managed to fish a used sanitary towel out of a bin and ran into our living room with it when my daughter had friends over!

Here's the tampon chewer looking like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth

Bet your daughter loved that....was it during the teen years when they're embarrassed by even being in the same room as their parents 😬

When I was showing my youngest dog - twatdog - the world (in a sling strapped to my chest whilst I walked the others), I thought it would be a good idea to stop at my local pop-up coffee stop.

Whilst leaning over to pay I lost my balance slightly - I'd forgotten about the extra weight of the puppy on my chest - and puppy grabbed one of their pre-cooked bacon rolls off the side of the counter whilst I flailed to get my balance. I was so mortified. I ended up paying for the entire tray as I was paranoid he had slobbered on them. 😫

My dog ran off at our local common towards picnickers and reappeared at my side with a hot cross bun 😳

@Allelbowsandtoes she's a disgrace! I love her, she's my best little buddy, but she's revolting.

Walking our much missed greyhound in the park on a lovely, sunny day and saw a young toddler in a buggy enjoying an ice cream cone. Greyhound simply turned her head slightly as she passed and ate it all in one bite, straight out of her hand. After a couple of seconds went by, the toddler duly burst in to tears. I had to run to the ice cream van - apologising profusely - to quickly replace it. Similarly, the same dog pinched half a sandwich from a strangers handbag in one swoop outside the shop.

Not me, a friend.

She's got one of those fancy robot vacuums, it's set to pootle round while she's at work usually. The dog takes no notice of it.

One morning she asked her husband to take the meat out the freezer for dinner which he did and she ran out the door to get the kids to school. Husband had left it on the draining board instead of storing it in the fridge and the dog must have jumped up and taken the frozen joint off the counter, eating the whole lot.

He did a massive sloppy shit right in the path the vacuum took which then spread it in a pattern all the way round the whole downstairs of the house burying it into the carpet as it went along.

She had to get an industrial company to come and clean the carpets, I cant imagine explaining to the company when she booked the job in 😂

One of my spaniels on a day out at a family farm park ran off & raided a school party of disabled children’s picnic, he then proceeded to jump up & sit on one of the children’s laps. They were in a wheelchair. Thankfully the kids thought this was hilarious & enjoyed lots of cuddles, he even visited some weeks later at their school to show he wasn’t such an arse! (He should have been on lead but DH let me him off to cool down in the stream). He was the best behaved boy but on occasion seized the moment to cause mischief.

Our dog ate a few ball bearings within another arse and shot them out his arse like he was going to war.

Wasn't on the same level as tampon theft, but my dog literally stole a toy from a baby's pram and wouldn't drop it. That was very awkward.

Many years ago, my DH walked our young DC's to the school bus stop.
He brought along our Pug dog.

Waiting for the bus were four or five other children and their mums.
Youngest DC asked DH to tie their shoelaces.
DH crouched down and within seconds, our pug dog lifted his leg and started in on a nice long pee, all over DHS arm.
Loud exclamations and much laughter accompanied the embarrassing moment!
That's the most embarrassing thing however I think that previous posters embarrassing moments were much worse!
Dogs... You gotta love 'em!

Visiting a friend with a pristine cream carpet-scooted her arsehole in a long line across the room then a circle in the middle. Obviously had shit stick to said arsehole that was itchy. Mortified wasn’t the word.

Not mine, but I was there. My brother took his new girlfriend (now wife) to meet our mother for the first time. She brought her well-behaved dog along, who waited until the tea was poured and the biscuits being offered to throw up a whole blackbird it had scarfed onto the rug.

Did a poo in the shoe department of John Lewis.

To be fair she was a puppy at the time and it was cold outside so she refused to go before we entered the store!

Mine also once got her head stuck in some railings trying to steal bread from a pigeon.

We had guests and I warned them not to let the cat into the bedroom because he had started to spray. Guests did it anyway. Cat sprayed on someone's pillow.

@MileyPsoriasis 😱 that must have been horrendous to clear up.....