What's the most embarrassing thing your dog has done

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This morning my dog raided the bin after I left for work. I hasn't realised DP had emptied the bathroom bin into the kitchen bin.

Our dog sitter had to clean up my used tampons that the dog had been chewing on.

Please someone make me feel better 😭

(Kitchen bin now removed permanently and we have a tiny bin on the kitchen counter where the hound can't reach. Dog sitter has been profusely apologised to)

Took a massive diarrhoea-like dump all over someone’s one day old cream carpet.

Ran onto a football field mid-game, stole the ball and bit it so hard it burst.

Somehow got out of the front door and ran gleefully down the middle of the road, sparking a huge local community FB thread about irresponsible dog owners.

Peed all over the back of a poor gentleman’s leather jacket as he relaxed on the beach, that was the worst I think!

Tell me why we have dogs again?

Peed on someone's dog then when owner of said dog stroked my dog he turned and pissed on them too.

Our dog has a little penchant for used sanitary items too... however she had actually eaten a load and plucked all the insides out! Luckily it was only me that found her but she is officially known as "bin dog" now as she has also emptied the entire contents of the kitchen bin, and the second time I had wedged it in the corner and came home to find her back legs sticking out the top where she was stuck!!

Oh and eaten a whole tub of fish food... that smell was pretty grim...

If it’s any consolation OP, a similar thing happened to me. But it wasn’t my dog. I was staying at a relatively new boyfriend’s house. I came out of the bedroom to find his mum (now my MIL) clearing up the remnants of my used tampons from her cream carpet after their basset hounds had got them out of the bathroom bin. 💀

Not my dog but my parents, my mum came home from work to her used large granny pants in the hallway by the front door where the dog had got them out of the washing machine (door slightly ajar and had put in there ready to add more bits to go on later). She realised the dog sitter must have seen them 😂

Just remembered as well - her previous dog decided to take a liking to a girls satchel that was out the front of a house with a bunch of other bits for a front yard type / garage sale by peeing all over it…with the girl selling standing out front 🫣 He was a failed sniffer dog so we joked about what that bag must have had in it…

DSis was looking after NobDog earlier this week. NobDog does tend to get a bit overexcited when squirrels are in evidence, but hasn’t really reacted to other wildlife (or domesticated animals) .
They were walking round the country park, and encountered some horses, riders very competent and horses very good with dogs.NobDog showed no interest, but DSis clipped him on just in case. Walked round the corner, unclipped him and NobDog doubled back at lightning pace and proceeded to nip at the half-tonne horse’s heels until said horse got enough speed up to outrun him.
DSis thought she was going to have to tell me NobDog was dead. If he had been, I wouldn’t have blamed her.
For clarification - NobDog has never been such a Nob before ever.

Oh God some of these! The robot hoover amd the poo 😭😂

I feel sooooo much better right now, thanks folks!

The ice cream one made me laugh.....just imagining your dogs long neck craning round and the mouth gracefully sweeping in and taking the whole ice cream in one go 😄

My whippet is a lot less graceful in her food stealing endeavours

Mine pissed up a couple of peoples fishing kit they had out along the canal and also very nearly someone’s motorbike helmet that they’d left on the floor by a bench😫 I’m now very careful!

Mind you, he did also piss all over my saucepans that I’d wedged under my van the last time we went camping so he doesn’t discriminate.

Peed on a kid's coat that was set up as a goal in the park
Ate someone's picnic on the beach
Someone left the gate open and he went to the neighbours and got jammed in their cat flap trying to get in their house to the cat food
Jumped on the table at my daughter's first birthday and ate the party food.
Again someone left the gate open and he went to the butchers - right in and begged.
Loved that beagle

I cannot tell you how I glad I am I do not have anything that tops these, lol. Clearly my muts are waaaay better behaved than I thought!

Rang my vet once when my dog took and ate a sanitary towel for the bathroom bin , vet actually laughed , i kid you not , you're not the first , won't be the last lol

OH and I took our dog on a long walk round The Cheesewring on Bodmin Moor. To my dogs delight it was littered will rabbit poo, cow poo, and sheep poo which my dog greedily feasted on despite being on the lead and our best efforts to stop her.
Once we’d finished the walk we stopped at a cafe and sat outside. The owner (wearing blue comfy slippers) came out to take our order. Made a fuss of our dog, who promptly threw up the contents of her stomach all over the poor man’s slippers. 😱

😂😂😂😂😂😂 nooooooo

Stole the slice of birthday cake from the 4 year old birthday boy's plate while his entire family were singing happy birthday at their lovely family birthday picnic.
Jumped into a car and destroyed an entire birthday cake that was on the front seat waiting to be carried to the party. (Well, they had left the door open)
First time we went to the beach, drank lots of sea water and did the most enormous watery sick in the cafe while we were eating lunch. While sat next to people who clearly hated dogs and complained that she was there. They were suitably impressed!
Ate the receptionist's sandwiches at the vets.

One of our dogs from years back pinched a sausage roll from a small child in a pushchair. Another one of our dogs killed and ate a pigeon in front of a group of small children. That was fun.

Years ago when I'd first got together with my now DH I stayed over at his house (he still lived with his mum at the time). The next day, the dog appeared in the lounge with something in her mouth and MIL took the item from her. It was the used condom from the night before. I was absolutely mortified, weirdly MIL didn't bat an eyelid and it was never mentioned again.

Ate a sandwich out of someone’s picnic on the beach. She was taught never to take food until given the all clear - wasn’t allowed to eat food from her own bowl until I said so. Didn’t take food from the floor or anything, ever. She also never approached other people. Not through training. She just didn’t. If she’d been a person you’d have said she was rude, stand offish and looked through you when you tried to say hello. She’d have been a very cliquey school gate mum.

So the day she wandered across the blanket of a random family and helped herself was totally out of character. She only did it once in her fourteen years but I was mortified.

I have a winter dog, let's leave it at that. Went to Brighton, hanging out on the beach. Decided to go poo in the sea when the wave had receeded. It was her first time at the beach/sea. Soon after taking position a wave came in and she screamed the scream of her people but was unable to run away because she was mid shit. She just stared at me with a look of "help" and tbh I couldn't believe what I was seeing. She just screamed every time the wave came from behind her still pooping 😂

Couldn't even pick it up because it just kept moving with the waves and tbh I didn't plan or even think she'd shit in the sea? Idk. Oh and it was quite warm so there were many people on the beach just looking in disgust/amusement when she was screaming. She's never gone back into the sea since, prefers to walk on the edge away from the water!

This thread makes me feel so much better about my dog.

My old dog picked up a shoe from the side of a football pitch and ran for bloody miles with it. Guy was Not Amused. Huge open space. Zero chance of catching him or persuading him to drop it.

My mums dog went into the ladies toilets in the park and got a load of used sanitary towels out of the bin, and shredded /ate them in front of a horrified crowd while my mum tried to wrestle them off her

Same dog went into a bush where a tramp had just been to take a poo and ate his poo in front of him.

She was a terror! God rest her soul.

My dog doesn’t like people wearing full-face crash helmets with visors. Fair enough, we don’t have a motorbike or know anyone who does. Unfortunately she’s also not keen on people wearing turbans, hijabs or any other kind of head/face covering, which is extremely embarrassing as she barks so much.

We used to have a cocker who always carried something in his mouth. His favourite was socks, preferably worn ones which he would knock over the linen basket to get. If he had no socks he would carry a toy. When guests came to the house he would gift them whatever he had, in exchange for a snack. Which was all very cute, until one day a policeman came to the door with some quite serious news, and was gifted a pair of my worn knickers. At the time we kind of didn’t register it, but later were in that weird hysteria that comes with a shock. I’m laughing about it just typing this.

My dog found a bright pink dildo in a bush in a London park and then leaped joyfully around the said park with dildo in his mouth refusing to put it down. It was a disgusting but very funny moment! Was at about 7.30am so full of fellow dog walkers none of whom seemed to have dogs equipped with sex toys