What's the most embarrassing thing your dog has done

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This morning my dog raided the bin after I left for work. I hasn't realised DP had emptied the bathroom bin into the kitchen bin.

Our dog sitter had to clean up my used tampons that the dog had been chewing on.

Please someone make me feel better 😭

(Kitchen bin now removed permanently and we have a tiny bin on the kitchen counter where the hound can't reach. Dog sitter has been profusely apologised to)

My dog was neutered at 12 months. He's now nearly 2.

I had a decorator come in to quote for some work recently and ddog decided that would be a good moment to try and dry-shag the large cuddly toy he sleeps with 😳

I thought neutering stopped that, but a Google search later suggests not in all cases. Thankfully he just laughed and said, "I wish I could get away with that in public" 😳😳

I once had an elderly chihuahua that chased a massive bloody horse down my road 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ She was about 100 and in all the years I’d had her, she had never shown the slightest interest in leaving the garden. For anything. Ever. Nor any reaction to horses or actually anything, on walks.
Until the worlds biggest horse came ambling past! She took off like a fucking greyhound (expensively treated, allegedly arthritic joints apparently forgotten) baying like a blood hound! I was mortified for about 2 seconds, then I was off like bloody Lindford (but fat, middle aged, and in pajamas because it was 7am on a Sunday 🤦‍♀️) and managed to catch her before she could start gumming (she had about 2 teeth left) said massive horses legs 🤦‍♀️. Not a good day.
One of mine also buggered off on a v early morning walk and came back firstly, with someone’s lunch box and the second time? A bag of 36 bread buns. We stopped going after that 😱

Can't beat the OP but we were walking on a beach which is very quiet and we were walking very early in the morning and I didn't expect there to be anyone around so he was happily running around off lead sometimes out of sight behind rocky bits etc but I was confident he wasnt getting into mischief.

He disappeared inside a cave in the cliff face only to return with a bra. Confused I approached to find a young couple who had obviously been enjoying some alfresco love making. To make it worse whilst I was apologizing and averting my gaze and handing back the bra the bloody dog weed on their bag!

Was walking my dog in a really quiet area off lead, saw a group of people on the floor so called him back but they told me they love dogs and it was fine for him to go over. I didn't realise they were having a picnic 🙈 He took an apple out of one of their hands and brought it back to me 😬
He also loves our postman (it's mutual) and has gotten in his van more than once

Peed in a designer handbag on the beach. Amazingly the owner found it hilarious.
Or sicked up the contents of the Serpentine on a train.

Different dogs. Span of 25 years. Not constantly out being a dog vandal.

Oh and ate a man's sandwich out of his bag while sitting next to him on a bench (Serpentine dog). Very apologetically gave him one of ours in place of it. Turned out to be an artist who offered to sketch my portrait and posted us a lovely one months later.

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Oh my f-ing God 😂😂😂😂

I feel your pain op! My old collie did similar, raided my bathroom bin for my dog sitter to find!
I got a text that she'd picked up my 'fanny cloots' as DDog had spread them everywhere and chewed most of them! 😂
Nothing beats our vizsla though!
Being a greedy bastard, he tried to clean the toaster one day. Except he set fire to the house.
Fire brigade, new kitchen and traumatised hamster later, we're finally able to laugh about it!
I love dogs, I love dogs, I love dogs 😂

At the end of a long walk with friends, where our dog had been commended for his excellent behaviour, he spotted a tiny child who’d found a huge sling shot shaped stick and was proudly carrying it along. In the blink of an eye lid, our dog swiped the stick right out of his hands and started prancing about with it. Que tiny child absolutely wailing, while we all chased the dog trying to return the stick. Eventually, the youngest child in our group thought to bribe our dog with another stick and it was returned to the tiny child. But then we had to finish the walk in front of the child’s family while he complained loudly about “that horrible dog” while his mum tried to shush him. He’s actually a very good dog, he just really likes sticks!

My tiny chihuahua, took a greggs sausage roll from a toddler who was walking out of the shop and holding it in his hand 😭 the poor mite was so upset, of course we replaced it but we still talk about it to this day. It was the look on his face and how proud Bruce the chihuahua was 🙈🤣

Our old Lurcher relieved a small dc of a pizza slice at a county show last year. Dh was working there so me and ds just wandered about.. Kept seeing the same family down every aisle no matter which direction we went in.... The shame...
When we first got our dpuppy my mate suggested we pop over.. She had this idea dpuppy would hang out with us on our meet ups. Dpuppy had this idea she would shit on mate's new rug...
We weren't invited back. Well I was dpuppy def was not...
Same dpuppy ate dh's newly fitted lino... She obviously didn't like flooring..

My previous dog had form for having a poo in ridiculous places. Think reversing up to a planter, putting back legs in the planter and having a dump on the flowers. Or finding the only leaf on a manicured lawn and doing a perfect poo just on that leaf.

He excelled himself when he left a generous deposit in a workman's tool bag, though. Luckily, I wasn't with him that day - my friend had taken him out!

Okay I feel soooo much better that it's not only me that has experienced this 😂

Can't stop laughing at this !!!!

Our dog got kicked out of doggy daycare. It was not so much embarrassing as devastating. At the same time we were having terrible problems with our teenager and it really was the last straw - I just about managed not to cry in front of them.

Oh I'm sorry, that must have been awful. We've not been able to send our dog to daycare as she'd find it totally overwhelming and she has some issues with resource guarding (it's more like guarding of her territory/space).
Hope things are better for you now both with teenager and with dog x

When mine was a puppy, about 4 months old we went in Pets At Home and while in the queue he did the sloppiest shit ever, that absolutely stunk. Everyone looked a bit horrified as he's only little but it was everywhere. There was no chance of picking it with a poo bag so I had to go to the counter to ask for cleaning supplies, but I had to leave said poo while I went up there.

I think people thought I was leaving as a man called 'you can't leave that there!'. I was so embarrassed.

A friend of mine crouched down to do up her boots my dog came up behind and peed on her.

At a dog social my 9yr old bent down to tie his laces and a dog came up behind him and proceeded to hump away..took two of us to haul him off!
My dogs when young both pissed off on a beach in Wales,running gleefully through and over people sunbathing and went for bloody makes whilst husband shouted and screamed for them both(I walked off pretenting I didn't know any of them haha)

Our current dog is an angel, but our beloved old boy, being walked in the grounds of a local stately home which allows dogs off-lead, disappeared around a corner of the building, found an open door, and gatecrashed a 90th birthday party. He was trundling round under the tables hoovering up dropped bits of food, and I had to get under there with him on my hands and knees and haul him out.

When me and my 4 month old spaniel were walking along, he was off lead and decided to run off, I called him back, he was on his way back but decided to jump over a wall for a short cut - it wasnt it was water works not grass so I had to fish him out bent over the wall by the scruff of his neck 🙄

Many years ago I was out in the fields on a walk with my labrador. It was a warm summer day.

Said labrador ran up to a young couple who turned out to be having a shag behind a bush and were virtually naked. He was licking them enthusiastically and absolutely wouldn't stop, so intent was he on them. The man was saying "hello doggy" repeatedly and I had to go up and frogmarch Mr. Labrador away on the lead! 😳😳🤣

On another occasion we were on holiday in North Wales with the same labrador and were on a dog friendly beach. There was a small boat lying on the sand with nobody anywhere near it. Mr. Labrador ran around it and came back with a plastic carrier bag in his mouth, which I obviously took off him.

Suddenly, this man seemed to mushroom up out of the sand dunes and asked me if my dog might have eaten his organic bacon fishing bait which should have been in that bag? I looked into the bag and it was empty, so I could only assume that the organic bacon was now in my labrador instead. 😳🙄 I'd had no chance to stop him eating it because I hadn't even known it was there.

I offered the bloke the only money I had on me (a fiver in my pocket) to go and replace it but he wouldn't take it and fortunately decided to see the funny side. Well, he was on the designated dog area of the beach!

I loved that dog and I do miss him sooo much.

With perfect aim, cocked a leg & peed into the pocket of her anorak hanging on the back of a woman’s chair who was sitting at the side of a ring at the championship show in Manchester several years ago.

My dearly departed dog used to loved dirty knickers and sanitary towels he would climb into the laundry basket or bin to get hold of them.

Worst thing was when we took him to the park and he walked over to a woman and pissed all over her feet. She, thankfully was very understanding.