What do you call your dog…?

[FlemishHorse]

…other than their name? Listening to The Archers today and Bessie the collie is addressed as “Girl”.

I’ll tell Lil the Lurcher she’s a good girl, but otherwise she is…

sweetheart
my lovely
shinydog

madam

oi you
git

Ddog1 - the snarlinator (he has never snarled on his life!)
Stinky malinky
Pinky

Ddog 2- pep pop
the pepinator
catdog
pep mcshelp
madam
perky

My Ted gets called

Teddy
Ted
Bear
Shnookums (when I'm kissing his nose)
Baby bear
Pup
Pupper
Puppy (he's 8 in July 🥹😂)

Smelly
Stinky
Dog
Madam
Flower
Skinny girl
Stink-a-dink

Poodle pants.

Puppy girl
Baby girl
Pup pup
Poochie baby
Mumma's girl
Curly girly

i have 4 and they all have a variety of names!

old girl, drestucto dog, Brackeny, the oldest dog in the world, mummy’s little old girl

Gussie, gustavo, gustopher, gussy Gus Gus Gus (getting higher and higher pitched!) fluffster

rufie, ruffles, woof, woofles, stinky pup princess puppy (he’s a boy!) mummy’s precious pumpkin, pumpkin face

marlowins Marley Marley moo, moos, devil dog, earsins, shitbag, grumpy twat face 😂 braindog (from pinky and the brain as tonight pinky he’s trying to take over the world!)

Stinker (she smells)
Puppy dawg (she's 5)
Spanner (thick as two short planks)
Klutz (accident prone)
Seren (her name)
She is loved dearly!

Forgot to add photos

The names of all my children (and vice versa)
Bessie-Boots
Darling
and I’d often address her by singing 🎵 Hey. Did you happen to see, the most beautiful dog in the world… 🎵 or 🎶 Hey there you with the sad face, come back to my place, and live it up. 🎶 - If she was looking particularly melancholic.

Titch
Titchy witch
Tiny Titch
Toto
Girlie
Princess Nut Nut

Their names Isabella (Izzy) and Lilianna (Lily) or girls, good girls.

Mam’s best boy

Mine is Archie. He gets:

Archibald
Stinker
Archimedes
Dog
The beagle
The beagling
Cheese Ears
Floppy hound
Gob Dog

Stinker
Stinkazoid
Stinkerbell
Smellarella
Whiffarama
Stinkadoo (sung to the tune of "Xanadu")
Dickhead
Dope on a Rope

I do actually love her very dearly!

Silly arse most of the time. He's 8 months old 🙄🙄🥰🥰

Loving the names and (especially) the pictures.

Just adding (because leggy pointy nose sighthounds are so good at this)

Yogadog

Mi mi
Dufus

Bouncy Ball
Crazzzy Dog
Girlie
= that's the Cookerpoo

Lazy
Razzmatazz
Wuzzy
= my TibetanTerrier (with a lovely long coat)

Bumdog Millionaire. She farts a lot

Oh we call our greyhound fatty too! 😂😂

Mine actually answers to Knobhead, which is a little worrying.

He's also Numpty, Doofus, Spud and Mr Dog.

Girl dog is Wagatha Taylor, or Dogothy Barker.

Boy dog is Dogiver Bonas

Boo boo

The red one
Red
Dickhead
Nobby
Foxy
Foxy Loxy
Princess
Missy Moo
Madam

I frequently ask her how many legs she has, as some days she appears to have more than 4, especially when she's curled up....

Nellybobs
Sweetheart
Baby girl
Gorgeous