What do you call your dog…?

[FlemishHorse]

…other than their name? Listening to The Archers today and Bessie the collie is addressed as “Girl”.

I’ll tell Lil the Lurcher she’s a good girl, but otherwise she is…

sweetheart
my lovely
shinydog

madam

oi you
git

Mummy's little soldier 🤦‍♀️

Misty - her name

Woobags - absolutely no idea where or how that came by

OP your girl is fabulous

my border collie is

Puppy boy
fluffy wuffles
wuffy fluffles
mr stink (see photo below)

but he’s the best. The absolute best

where are everyone else’s photos - surely threads like this are for all our wonderful canines?

Darling (most often)
Laddie
Baby boy
Mummy's baby boy (ugh, even I think 'ugh' but he's a lovely cuddle)
Puppy
Pups
Sweetie
Sweetheart
Handsome boy
Little Bugger
(Amazing to think they are closely related to wolves, isn't it?)

Waggly pants/bottom (both)
Little stinky dog (jrt)
Stupid lugs/silly ears (spaniel)
Wibble head (jrt)
The old lady (jrt)
Wilbur (spaniel - no idea, she's a girl!)
Floppy puppy (spaniel)

Cutes caboots
Cutiebootie
Papi
Papsie
Jerk alert
Jerk
J-diggidy doggie
Jiggidy

The love of my life 🤣

Cats see Gingo, Bobert & Ozzie Bozzie Boo

Totally outing 🤣

Oogie boogie
Sargent dinkleburg
missy chihuey Elliot
sausage pants
pesty westy

last try to add a pic!

I can't upload a pic for some reason

@StrawberryFizz27 me meither

Booby
Dooby
Scruff bag
Stinker
Poor old thing

Beautiful boy
Little sweetie
Lovely boy
Good dog
Litte shit
Arsehole

now?

Tilly (actual name)
Lady Matilda
Lady Matilda of house Sausage
Tilly con carne
Chilly con carne
Madam von fluffy pants
Black hole
fat dog
Greedy!
Silly Tilly
Stinky dog/girl
My best girl
Princess lady

and of course ‘Good girl’ and ‘Super Good Girl’

Names Gus, otherwise known as Gussie, Gustopher, Piglet, Wiggle butt, Pickle, and GUS! (Last one when he’s in trouble, usually loud).

My other one was Perfect boy, because he was ❤️

Awww! All your dogs are gorgeous. ❤️ I no longer have a dog but my last one was

Gorgeous boy
Utter nutter
Sonny

and every night before bed I told him he was the most beautiful dog in the world-and he was, well, to me anyway. Miss him so much.

Dog 1
Poo
Fluffy bum
Tuna/tuney fish
Madam
Whingy bum
Mard Arse

Dog 2
Spruce Moose/Spruce
Monkey
Tufty Bum
Idiot Chops
Shit Head
Twat
Pretty Boy
Biscuit (we have a young DC so trying to not swear and have adopted the Bluey swear of Biscuit)

None of these are their actual names though.

Baby girl, she's 10!

Our dogs are quite similar.

Oh if I’m referring to the two of them, we have:
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
Butt head and Butt Head

DH calls them Dingus and Dorkus.

The one called 'Darling' most often. Also HRH. The woman is not me.

My three and the cat get all sorts of nicknames, but this cartoon made me laugh

We have a pup called Maggie but also call her...
Stinker
Stinkerpup
Srinkerpup Maldoon
Tinkerton
Margarita Pracatan
Margaret Mabel May
Baby child Margaret
Terrorist dog (she terrorises our cat and tries to kidnap the postman sometimes)

All three of them - girlios, my girls, my lovely girls
Greyhound - fatty

My sausage dog Roland gets:

Rolly
Roll
Roller skate
Rollerson
Rolly boy
Mr good boy
Roll bag

Other sausage, Tom, gets:

Tee
T bag
Thomas
Thomas the tank