Name Changes in Honour of Masterchef Final

[DoesntGetTougherThanThis]

Finally it's the final tomorrow.

I think we need to change our names in honoour of this.

My money is on Dhruv ...

(BIWI here, btw)

ChallengingCitrusHalibut already spotted on another thread (or was that you too BIWI?)

Did anyone else blench when John Torode said to Children'sDoctorTim "I'll let you have 15 minutes of service, but if you're not well enough to carry on, I'll pull you off"

PMSL!

No, I was too busy wincing and shouting PAEDIATRICIAN at the telly!

And ChallengingCitrusHalibut wasn't me, but it's a great name.

Like my new name?

Myself I've still not quite recovered from Beehive Fanny's Brobdingnagian Victoria sponge slices last week. Funniest telly moment of the year so far for me.

Must try and get all serious again ready for the final! Thought Tim had it in the bag til Dhruv performed last night, while DH is backing the Chris Martin bloke. Oooh, spotting the winner doesn't get tougher than this!

I loved the way she blamed it on having to cook for her man!

(Great name, btw)

Surely it has to be
ThankGodItsOverTheBBCHaveTakenThePissByShowingItEveryNightSinceDec1992

I'm liking your work ladies.

I was saying Tim all the way (thought they had underplayed him at first so he'd be less obvious til the later rounds) but missed last night where (according to DP), Dhruv shone. So now I'm going with Dhruv

Or maybe this one

Or this (there's already a thread about it though.

Could have gone with:

RusticCook
HomeCook
ExperimentalCook
or
DadofOneDhruv

In honour of another classic Torode moment

am always too lazy to name-change...but might go for DeepDeepMince

or NotanotherPeaPureeAAAAAAAAARGH

or NoNotJellyAgainYouBerkItDidn'tSetLastTime

the way they keep saying children's doctor has been bugging me too-is it because if they say paediatrician they're afraid it'll sound too much like paedophile?

btw my money's on Dhruv too but am worried little lamb Chris Martin-alike (what's he called? can't even remember) might pull it out of the bag

It must be, paediatricians have been subject to attacks by morons in the past.

A yes, the "I want big pee taste" moment. Another favourite from this year

Yes. Unfortunately DP now refers to Tim as Paedophile Tim because of the stupid "children's doctor" thing.

The Chris Martin-alike (Alex) has the most distracting bum-fluff-beard doesn't he? He's very sweet but I don't want him to win.

He had shaved the annoying beard off on GMTV this morning. I think he will win. Its all about looking the part too with masterchef...

Yes, we were saying right from the start that he is massively telegenic. Will definitely get work in tv if he wants it.

Hello!!

You forgot the scallop!

Will go amend!

tada!

I think Alex is Adrian Mole, with his food writing and his obsession with offal.

DadofOneDhruv for me and DH all the way. Moniker changed from NewDadDhruv when his wife and child turned up and child was, in fact, about two and a half.

I think I will change my name to InThisBoyfriendCardigan as that seems to be John Torode's outfit du choix this series.

I also submit

PuffyFaceJohnTorode (though he's better this year than last)

PuddingFanGreg

OnABedOfWiltedSpinach

There was a hilarious outfit one week where John seemed to be wearing some kind of safari jacket. Wish I could find a pic

Poncey enough???

Toss - anyone else's DH watching the football instead?

IRead

only until masterchef starts says DH

but then he is an Everton fan.