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Name Changes in Honour of Masterchef Final

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DoesntGetTougherThanThis · 06/04/2010 23:58

Finally it's the final tomorrow.

I think we need to change our names in honoour of this.

My money is on Dhruv ...

(BIWI here, btw)

OP posts:
IReadCookeryBooksInBed · 07/04/2010 20:21

Mine's a Man U fan

MayorNaze · 07/04/2010 20:22

i m staying up specially for this

my money is on druhv.

ButCanHeDeliverOnFlavour · 07/04/2010 20:36

Marking my place. TV reminder set to automatically turn over at 9pm. Screw Man U.

CheeryCherry · 07/04/2010 20:38

I may just add a 'ju' to my name,can't decide who I want to win, I like both Dhruv and Alex.
Wish they would come and cook for me!

Numberfour · 07/04/2010 21:00

oooh is the final final finally on tonight??

PlateIsNotAVerb · 07/04/2010 21:07

I just had to make a stand, sorry.

I am being forced to watch it and I am already angry- they haven't even started sodomising the English language yet.

It's going to be a long night.

(tethersend BTW)

HasntAlwaysHitTheMark · 07/04/2010 21:07

Am going for this just now. DH suggests JustAPlateOfPasta.

HasntAlwaysHitTheMark · 07/04/2010 21:08

Or HasHeDoneEnough

ButCanHeDeliverOnFlavour · 07/04/2010 21:09

But They Can All Get Jobs Cooking Without Winning Bloody Masterchef!!!!!

Honestly, do they not love cooking enough to just get a job in a kitchen?

HasntAlwaysHitTheMark · 07/04/2010 21:10

BorchestersFirstMichelinStar.

ButCanHeDeliverOnFlavour · 07/04/2010 21:11

Ooh - wilted spinach! Who's going to make a bed?

lemonsoul · 07/04/2010 21:14

Can I join?

ThatCaramelSweetness · 07/04/2010 21:14

How could we have missed this?

ThatCaramelSweetness · 07/04/2010 21:16

Ooh - a lamb disaster for Chris Martin.

ThatCaramelSweetness · 07/04/2010 21:16

lemon, you'll have to change to TheSoulOfLemon.

lemonsoul · 07/04/2010 21:23

Why?

VanillaFoamEmulsion · 07/04/2010 21:23

Can I join? Shocked at Chris Martin and his girlfriend and their unashamed foraging

VanillaFoamEmulsion · 07/04/2010 21:24

Oh, and my money's on Dhruv too. What a cute son!

ButCanHeDeliverOnFlavour · 07/04/2010 21:25

That cocktail thing was the very essence of wank. A veritable reduction.

cyb · 07/04/2010 21:25

I'm not even watching but can I bagsie the name AubergineBubbaGanoosh

threemichelinmen · 07/04/2010 21:27

I have no stars yet.....

Druv to win

foodwank · 07/04/2010 21:35

Hazeyjane here.

The Dutch couple are freaking me out.

ThatCaramelSweetness · 07/04/2010 21:36

Eww - essence of wank cocktail? That would be an experiment too far. Lemon - I read something about the very soul of chocolate in a cookery book, and mistakenly ascribed it to MasterChef.

foodwank · 07/04/2010 21:38

I think essence of wank would be more Alex's style

'tonight I am serving offal with a froth of pig-wank'

ButCanHeDeliverOnFlavour · 07/04/2010 21:42

How much must it wind them up having to do those "I'm just so happy to be here" bits to camera when they're cooking to the clock?

Or do you think they just give them a quick misting of sweat-in-a-can and do those bits another day?