One Born Every Minute

[FiveGoMadInDorset]

Channel 4 tonight, featuring a lovely young couple from our village.

DH "coped" by reading a book in the corner, at least he didn't make crass coments!

I really hope for her sake hes just playing up to the camera and not like that all the time! What a complete cock!!!

I feel quite sorry for her son!! SOME things an 18 year old son doesn't need to know!

Lisa is so lovely. I hope she's an MNer

where is this filmed?

Glad I'm not the only one who wants to punch Steve

Lisa is so sweet!

Why does lisa need a section?

DH just said yo me 'You don't know how lucky you were haveing me there'

He agrees Steve is a nob.

Sorry, I completely missed what's wrong with Lisa (I'm multi-tasking by looking at nappy sites). Can anyone fill me in?

yes he is joking and she is obviously used to him. But how annoying

and get the son out

oh, I'd forgotten about all the monitoring and pressing buttons, too!

Being left alone was certainly my experience!

he thinks he's funny tosser

Actually the conception joke made me laugh...

I hated that position. Kept thinking I was going to poo!

omg her son is watching

something about a hole in the baby meaning his insides are partially outside or something

ffs @ sex jokes

OMG her son is still in the room! WTF!

With that attitude no way will she be getting an epi.

no no no she is being examined....GET THE SON OUT

wrong wrong wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa's baby has bowel and possibly other organs on outside of his little body.

It all seems so lonely and coldly lit.

Does that make sense?

Lisa looks petrified poor love!

Lisa's sons stomach stopped developing and he has a hole nest to his navel meaning his bowel or more may be on the outside when he is born.

I think that was it