One Born Every Minute

[FiveGoMadInDorset]

Channel 4 tonight, featuring a lovely young couple from our village.

Oh Dear Sam. CS coming your way.

Obs is a very pretty lady.

After all that labour pain it looks as if Sam's going to end up with a section.

EMCS coming me thinking...

Oh god, listening to that slow heart rate just makes your blood run cold.

Oh dear, it's going to be a quick c section here, they are rushing her straight off.

sam doesn't realise seriousness

Step up, ED

Ed is a wimp.

god mine was crash labour

yes, i would like my surname spelt out to the nation. then maybe i can stop having to say it myself! its only 5 letters long!!!

exactly what i was thinking gaelicsheep

Slash 'n' grab, betcha..

so is category 1 worse than 2?

What is category 1 vs 2?

thank god Sam's mum's there, Ed's useless

ED really doesnt want to be there does he. i feel so sorry for them

Been there, so scary & suddenly the room fills

Probably just as well that Sam doesn't know how serious it is

Oh my god, how many times can I cry?

Thought Joy was going to be the first c- section.

But I had my first c-section due to heart beat staying down was so frightening. DS was out within 15 mins of the section being decided.

Best to knock Sam out.

yep crankytwanky I think you're right

I think stage 1 is going down & staying down?