One Born Every Minute

[FiveGoMadInDorset]

Channel 4 tonight, featuring a lovely young couple from our village.

bet the cord is around the neck. I'm afraid I would have pulled the emergency buzzer to call for assistance before now.

Annie

can't deal with the stress! Aargh!

I have just been shouting at DH "For god's sake why doesn't she turn over and push"

DD1's heartrate slowed, the doctor (midwife didn't deliver her as was premmie) shouted at me 'PUSH NOW OR I WILL GET THE FORCPES' I shouted 'you are not cutting me' and DD1 was born 2 pushes later, she scared me into doing it.

That boarding school trailer makes me cry. Why do they have to go?

Leaving home at 8. Going to be a popular one on mumsnet.

VengFulKitty - I agree!

Come on Tracey push you can do it

cant belive the son was looking down,my dd whos pg says its like her big bro watching her give birth NO WAY ,bet he gets the mickey at the plod shop ,i so wanna punch him

Foxy she sadi she couldn't move to get onto all fours. MW said okay, but you need to push

i found that the urge to push was completely over ridden by the sheer agony of the baby crowning. ended up a ventouse delivery because i kept trying to squeeze my legs together

herbietea - with me I completely lost the contractions and the urge to push.

mowcop - the consultant pretty much said that to me (and accused me of being scared of crowning). Never mind me nearly decking her, my MW nearly decked her!

I can barely look

God, that heartbeat is all over the place.

PUSH

by that point you just want to sleep don't you, it's really weird (or was that just me)

Fuck that baby is in such a state. I can't bear it.

Grr formula add.

sucks through teeth...

C'mon Steve - give her some more encouragement!

there are 3 strong healthy people there who could get her into that position though. fucking

i hate the mentalilty.

shouting at her doesn't seem to be helping much.

shouldn't gravity be lending a hand here?

why isn't she on all fours or standing?

I'm going to have to mute it I can't bear listening to the slow heart rate