One Born Every Minute

[FiveGoMadInDorset]

Channel 4 tonight, featuring a lovely young couple from our village.

ds hb was 65 ..god this is bringing it all back

Steve still isn't being encouraging now - just snapping at her.

Think the midwife's being very good though.

LOL at them both peering round....

Midwife rustling off screen as baby's heart beat slows

steve isn't saying anything supportive - is he really a policeman? hope he never has to deal with real emergencies

She needs support.....another midwife needs to come in too

couldn't be a MW would be screaming at her by now put more effort into pushing and less into moaning!!

Shouting "push" won't work......it's a film

anyone else pushing lol

DS got like that.

Cord was wrapped all round his neck and arm.

Ventouse sorted him out.

know how she feels after 16 hours in labour i couldn't push anymore was taken for a walk to another delivery suite and was told if i didn't push i'd have to have help to get baby out.i gave 1 massive push and dd was born

i spect dad is scared, as is son, and just covering it up with jokes and uselessness!

Steve's suddenly gone serious.

I htought she asked this woman to be on all fours. why is she still on her back?

I know it's so slow, I'm trying not to shout at the TV.

That Steve is a bit of an idiot!!

Oh good god

Am I the only one pushing with her

I hate this alcohol ad where they use the kids. Scary

me and you Norma lol

This is sort of depressing me. Makes me think how shit midwives can be.

Oh, good, formula ad

Please don't think all Policemen are useless, insensitive tossers as they're not I promise some are utterly lovely

that's a horrid ad