Sunday's Xfactor Thread.....

[Julezboooooooooooooooo]

Not long to go now. Although I am knackered and had a very crappy day I am looking forward to snuggling up in bed with xfactor!

Who do you think will be in the bottom two?

My Guess

Lloyds and the Twins! (Please let it be the twins!)

do 12 year old boys not have the ability to hear?

also the twin were far less funny this week (i think diva week might have been their peak). if they aren't funny, they serve no purpose. i suspect the judges are all trying to avoid criticising them/says how much they look forward to them each week to try to stave off getting themselves a john sergeant.

Thom Yorke's new song is a cover of a Mark Mulcahy one. DP had drinks with him too.

yes but he can SING, regardless of hand gestures and tongues!!...

DH once cooked bangers and mash for Alan Titchmarsh.

Any good?

Love Thom Yorke. Will he be there when dp paints a stunning picture of me?

i had dinner with sepultura once. And I was propositioned by Fred Durst (I told him the he clearly wasn't in a proper band because i'd've heard of them if they were a proper band, and i wouldn't shag him even if he was).

Ooh, very good, monkeyfeathers

Thom Yorke may not be available for fluffing, SOH, but I could always ask...

I had a drink with Shirley Manson. And dinner with that bloke out of those films.

Um.

My uncle made a G&T for the Queen Mum.

i should post that on the metal mums thread...

sepulchura are a bunch of rude wankers except the lead singer (the one who replaced max cavelera); he's really lovely. fred durst is a prick (unsurprisingly)

I voted John and Edward...i love them

Excellent, I need the fluffing.

I need some kind of surgery tbh.

I'm quite pleased the twins are in there, it kind of shows the X -Factor up for the tacky crap that it really is.

Is it to be Rock Week then? I missed that.

Maybe Simon will spend the week getting Jamie to rehearse "Ace of Spades" and at the last minute decide he can't cope with it and replace it with something by Savage Garden.

The twins will do "Since You've Been Gone." At least, I hope so.

I'd like to see Lucie doing "I love Rock and Roll". In fuuuulllll Joan Jett leather, pleez.

I'd rather see a man making a dog say sausages over and over again over a Milli Vanilli tune than buy a Danyl (ffs spelling?) or afroman record

You're getting creepy now, UQD...did I ever tell you I have met Sarah Harding? Horrendous haliotosis.

arf arf

i dunno if its actually rock week, i made it up. i'd've made a rock week were i simon.

Urgh, UQD. Please, she is little more than a baby.

Savage Garden, oh lord, my MIL likes them. I want to stand with you on a mountain and lie down somewhere else and blah blah. She plays it at volume and screeches.

Mustang Sally must be sung. Causes flashbacks to my misspent youth and dancing on tables. I've got nothing on next Saturday, I may dance on a table anyway.

RE: the metal mums thread, someone said there should be a death metal week on X Factor.
Danyl could do a little Napalm Death number

i'd like to see the girls do death metal week. and the twins.

There's no actual song left in a song after Danyl's been at it, just Danyl, his tongue, his hand gestures and his big notes.

Maybe the twins could do something by Extreme Noise Terror. Their songs seem to last about 2 seconds. They go

huurru
hurryryr
hurruru#hurrugh
aaaaghhhhh

other than john and edward it's all just homogenised bheugh pop

oh and those fools that simon has