Tonight's X-factor- any takers?

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I have wine...

Are we onto bootcamp yet?

Come on then.

I have jumped ship, I am onto strictly now

Word.

How does that fella get on then, digi? Goodlookin chap

I'll stop taking crowbars to cars I dislike now that Moondog has been called in for her tea and join in.

No Shiney?

Think he might get to judges houses.

I can see him getting his feet under Dannii's table...

I like her- she's funny

cheryl's table - she's got the boys.

She got the kerching cowell wink!

14 kids?!!

Let's hope her innards don't hit the stage

Harmony Hood are good

They're the ones that got a second chance at Judges Houses when the girl who lied about her age got kicked out.

Is everybody watching Strictly?

Sat down in time to see the blonde woman in the stockings. She seemed good fun.

I'm watching X Factor. I don't "do" Strictly.

The first bloke was pretty scary looking!

Will have to watch this tomorrow, as am recording it- never the same though- will give my verdict then- enjoy the night!!

This woman is entirely naked with a pearl necklace on.

HTH

They gave her a shite backing track before she even started!

Why are the ones who are so confident about world domination the really awful ones.

Seh is dreadful

So - please when we hit bootcamp can someone start a thread actually saying X FACTOR BOOTCAMP so I know I can come back? (hate the new style auditions with a firey passion)

The good ones get gospel singers as backing. That was very plinky casio keyboard.

Will do Flame, new auditions are rubbish.

There's a skeleton singing atm.

The Vogue bloke is hilarious, not as funny as the French man doing Mariah!