Tonight's X-factor- any takers?

[BitOfFun]

I have wine...

Now this bloke actually has no top on.

Oh, he shoudl go through. well done Cheryl

Dame Edna's rocked up. Actual pearl necklace. Dead fox round her neck.

Watching x factor sober is fucking painful.

This one's funny...

So's watching it conscious.

poshwellies

I'll be doing that tomorrow, school night.

Oh, dear. The eccentric.

ROFL at Dannii being in a group with her

at watching it conscious!

Eileen, they're never going to invest £1million in you, love. Simon, you cruel bastard making her come back the next day.

Pretty girl Stacey.

I thought that tbh- a lot of messing about for an eighty year old to put up with.

Takes my Grandma a week to plan putting her bin out and another week to get it in again.

Maybe I should audition for next years X Factor dressed in black rubber like those girls who just got through.......on second thoughts, I'd probably have Greenpeace running around me, trying to drape wet towels over me and try roll me back into the ocean

I liked him. What was that song?

I'm sure that's not true, 5, but you are funny

Me too 5inthebed. They'd be chucking a tarp over me and trying to shunt me back onto the rails.

BitOfFun could get away with it. Doubt we'd be listening to her sing.

Can you sing too BoF?

Dominic was sweet.

I hate it when they play those songs when someone gets through. Makes my eyes leak.

Those girls used to be strippers

Mars? Is that really you?

Like this woman.

I hate it when they say, "I promised my father/mother/dog that I would come, before he passed away"